Carlsen is an alien that came to the earth to destroy Anand and all the human race...
Garry Kasparov was KGB

Is this how the Russians treat KGB?
Yes. Does not matter what the hell you do. If you are going against Putin then you can be God himself and still be taken to jail.

Carlsen, Fischer, Kasparov: they're all Children of the Matrix and part of the conspiracy.
http://www.amazon.com/Children-Matrix-Interdimensional-Controlled-Years/dp/0953881016/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_t
Those look like they would be hilarious, I am surprised I never heard of him before. Does he do it in a Douglas Adams style?

That's seems a reasonable explanation about Kasparov's wins over Karpov who was much better in the 80s and 90s.

Actually, all the K players were KGB, it was the super secret code. Took years for the CIA to crack.
Keres, Korchnoi, Karpov, Kasparov, Kamsky, Kramnik, Karlsen.

Actually, all the K players were KGB, it was the super secret code. Took years for the CIA to crack.
Keres, Korchnoi, Karpov, Kasparov, Kamsky, Kramnik, Karlsen.
Don't forget Kivanchuk.
(When you think he is picking his nose, he is in fact, tuning his radio implant for better reception)
no really Korchnoi was KGB. You know its not so easy to implant a soviet spy, you really need a good background story and lots of drama.
whats KGB
KGB = Комитет государственной безопасности при Совете Министров or Komitet gossudarstwennoi besopasnosti pri Sowjete Ministrow SSSR.
its the comitee for state security.

Is this how the Russians treat KGB?
Yes. Does not matter what the hell you do. If you are going against Putin then you can be God himself and still be taken to jail.
According to the Russian Patriarch, Putin was chosen by God, so that's not likely to happen.

Carlsen is an alien that came to the earth to destroy Anand and all the human race...
Maybe. Perhaps Carlsen is actually part of XCOM and Anand is the alien? He might also be the Doctor and is currently trying to stop an alien plot.

kasparov isn't KGB because I saw him flying a UFO which makes him Bigfoot.
If you publish your theory in an online article, it would also make your claim legit!
Actually, Kaspsquatch was considered one of the stronger players in the sequel to Roger Zelazny's prize-winning story The Unicorn Variation: that original story, was one that Zelazny wrote deliberately in order to sell one story to three separate markets (an anthology of stories about unicorns; another anthology of stories taking place in taverns; and a separate anthology for stories about CHESS). IF a fourth anthology of stories about sasquatschi had been simultaneously seeking material, then Zelazny could have sold his material to yet a fourth market; and there were other unique supernatural beings in the chess anthology Pawn to Infinity and in Zelazny's The Unicorn Variation as well. As for Bobby Fischer the unfortunate fellow with the billion-dollar chess brain and a three-cent bubblegum attachment to reality: I have to conclude that his mind was over-run with some mighty nasty demons. By the way, the chess anthology Pawn to Infinity was edited by the great Fred Saberhagen.
For further information on Kaspsquatsch read my short story or visit: sasquatchgenomeproject.org
Carlsen is with Mi6
Not at all, Carlsen's affiliations have alread been documented on post #54 in this page: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/garry-kasparov-was-kgb?page=3
How deep does the conspiracy go?