Garry Kasparov was KGB

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Gilded_Candlelight
Ubik42 wrote:
Gilded_Candlelight wrote:

Carlsen is with Mi6

Not at all, Carlsen's affiliations have alread been documented on post #54 in this page: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/garry-kasparov-was-kgb?page=3

How deep does the conspiracy go?

conejiux

Carlsen is an alien that came to the earth to destroy Anand and all the human race...

JEMORANGE
abiogenesis23 wrote:

Is this how the Russians treat KGB?

 

Yes. Does not matter what the hell you do. If you are going against Putin then you can be God himself and still be taken to jail.

Ubik42
paulgottlieb wrote:

Carlsen, Fischer, Kasparov: they're all Children of the Matrix and part of the conspiracy.

http://www.amazon.com/Children-Matrix-Interdimensional-Controlled-Years/dp/0953881016/ref=cm_cr_pr_sims_t

Those look like they would be hilarious, I am surprised I never heard of him before. Does he do it in a Douglas Adams style?

TetsuoShima

Korchnoi was KGB though

GreedyPawnGrabber

That's seems a reasonable explanation about Kasparov's wins over Karpov who was much better in the 80s and 90s.

Ubik42

Actually, all the K players were KGB, it was the super secret code. Took years for the CIA to crack.

Keres, Korchnoi, Karpov, Kasparov, Kamsky, Kramnik, Karlsen.

Doggy_Style
Ubik42 wrote:

Actually, all the K players were KGB, it was the super secret code. Took years for the CIA to crack.

Keres, Korchnoi, Karpov, Kasparov, Kamsky, Kramnik, Karlsen.

Don't forget Kivanchuk.

 

(When you think he is picking his nose, he is in fact, tuning his radio implant for better reception)

TetsuoShima

no really Korchnoi was KGB. You know its not so easy to implant a soviet spy, you really need a good background story and lots of drama.

warrior689

whats KGB

TetsuoShima
warrior689 wrote:

whats KGB

KGB = Комитет государственной безопасности при Совете Министров or Komitet gossudarstwennoi besopasnosti pri Sowjete Ministrow SSSR.

its the comitee for state security.

 

ClavierCavalier
JEMORANGE wrote:
abiogenesis23 wrote:

Is this how the Russians treat KGB?

 

Yes. Does not matter what the hell you do. If you are going against Putin then you can be God himself and still be taken to jail.

According to the Russian Patriarch, Putin was chosen by God, so that's not likely to happen.

ClavierCavalier
conejiux wrote:

Carlsen is an alien that came to the earth to destroy Anand and all the human race...

Maybe.  Perhaps Carlsen is actually part of XCOM and Anand is the alien?  He might also be the Doctor and is currently trying to stop an alien plot.

luckbird

can you get paid working for the kgd

A1Rajjpuut

kasparov isn't KGB because I saw him flying a UFO which makes him Bigfoot.

If you publish your theory in an online article, it would also make your claim legit! Cool

 

                   Actually, Kaspsquatch was considered one of the stronger players in the sequel to Roger Zelazny's prize-winning story The Unicorn Variation:  that original story, was one that Zelazny wrote deliberately in order to sell one story to three separate markets (an anthology of stories about unicorns; another anthology of stories taking place in taverns; and a separate anthology for stories about CHESS).  IF a fourth anthology of stories about sasquatschi had been simultaneously seeking material, then Zelazny could have sold his material to yet a fourth market; and there were other unique supernatural beings in the chess anthology Pawn to Infinity and in Zelazny's The Unicorn Variation as well.  As for Bobby Fischer the unfortunate fellow with the billion-dollar chess brain and a three-cent bubblegum attachment to reality:  I have to conclude that his mind was over-run with some mighty nasty demons.  By the way, the chess anthology Pawn to Infinity was edited by the great Fred Saberhagen.  

For further information on Kaspsquatsch read my short story or visit:  sasquatchgenomeproject.org