Grand Master in 3 moths

        If a moth became a GM, would he then be known as a Grand Mothster??

you just have.

       A Sicilian moth, with a speech impediment, playing the role of Boris Karlaf;   Yes Mothster!

       I got into a cage fight last night with a moth. Before I could checkmate him, he used the old praying mantis maneuver on me. I had to TAP-OUT.

I tried it and was very close to GM, but then on the last day I played 8hrs 58 minutes and I had to reboot my computer. Before I could play my last 2 minutes the stroke of midnight fell so it was the next day. The spell was broken

Since I didnt hit the magical "9 hrs per day for 3 months" I didnt quite make it to GM....I made it to GL

http://www6.chessclub.com/finger/Mothra

33 comments in one day? Really?

Okay, I'll finish it for you ...

3 underage moths walk into a bar. After they've ordered, they see that there are a few other moths in a back room, all in evening dress and dancing. One of the three says: hey, we gotta get outa here, quick! Why's that? ask the other two. Well, my mum said I should keep away from mothballs ...

A moth GM would be the moth - er of all GMs.

(awwwww no he didn't)

Sound more like three blind mice.  Or was it moths?  Or years?

Whatever.

Let's try Grandmaster in three frogs instead.

             There we were; 2 against 100; Oh what a bloody battle that was. It lasted 3 days. First we surrounded them. Then they surrounded us. But we won. They were the toughest 2 we ever faught.

Please, don't feed the trolls.

            The thread got destroyed last night at midnight, and the OP's account was closed. So were just screwing around with the fact that he couldn't spell month correctly.

he really dropped the mothball on that, eh?

well, not if you play blitz games! train with Kasparov for 12 hours a day i wouldn't be surprised if you became a GM in 6 months. If you want to waste you life playing blitz you could become a really good blitz player.

Not even Paul Morphy or Capablanca in their prime dropped into our time could, enough said. 

I heard that if you open a window and light a candle, Grand Masters will come floating in as if hypnotized by the flame.  It's a good way to get free lessons.

        jurassicmark; I heard you do 3 shows a day at 7-11. I'll be down to catch your next act.

         Hahahahah; Jay Leno was hillarious. He said a joke that bommed; the audience went ooouuuu!  So he said, "OK, sent your little pissie letters, see if I care; I'm otta here in 5 days"!  I bet he's been waiting 20 yrs to say that.  Good for you Jay; good for you.