Greatest Quotes of Chess.com

"There is nothing supernatural about it. I am a monkey at a keyboard and me wants me porn" 

Ok Then...

Wait a second

Is that GMtheforce

long time no sees

lol. His first good quote

same

FYI, Smositional used to say, "I don't know what to say! SHOCKING!". Then @selkea used that sentence in many threads. Vesna learned that only after seeing selkea's comments. 

I suppose you are right rishi.

"Just doesn't feel like I'll make it to year 2.  The bunny's gotta hop back into real life. "

~ @president_max 's last words

Hay Zeus

"All pawns are created equal, its just the player who messes them up"

~ @horribletomato

“Sometimes Nothing is better than something.” -@HessianWarrior

"Pushwood is now a ghost

Yet continues to post

These fora are a bore

Unless we continue to score

I like his mother the most "

~ @godsoriginalfool

"In the long run, everybody is dead"

~ @vishynotanand

"can't believe this isn't crap" ~me

oh no that's actually

QUACK.....

I think youre mistaken

QUACK QUACK QUACK QUACK

Duck language