You probably can't until you improve your ratings by a couple of thousand points.
He has played simuls against members in the past:
https://www.chess.com/news/view/swift-magnus-carlsen-beats-10-but-loses-1-in-chesscom-simul-5982
Who knows? It may happen again some day.
#2 is right, the most possible way is to get the title and play titled tuesday hoping you'll get paired sometime. I wonder what's you people even thinking of? There is many millions of beginners and intermediates, if he is ever playing with random people, why he will choice you specifically, no negativity, but that's how it works.
i NEED to play with him
A gimmick might be useful, claim you use tarot cards which tell you which moves to play, and that makes you better than a grandmaster.
Or you've created an AI which can help you beat grandmasters based on Numerology.
Or the ghost of mystic meg has trained you to become the next chess world champion.
my dream is to play magnus carlsen
i want to play magnus carlsen here on chess.com or lichess. how can i contact him to play me?