How to place the knight?

Staring ominously at my opponent's king.

I like making that king sweat a little.

I prefer to place the knights using the thumb and index finger on the left hand when black and the right hand when white...this confuses my opponents  greatly

I like to place my knight upside down, and tell my opponent to hold his breath as I try to balance it.

When he passes out, I start his clock.

being a horse whisperer I get the knights to place themselves

Didn't Kasparov make his knights face the left at the start?

no, he let them decide for themselves

I always have my dark square knight upside down and the white square knight 23 degrees  to the west.

And I do the same to my opponents knights. 

thogh Karpov's king knight has turned his back to the king while Kasprov's king knight is facing the king:P