How to punish your student?

Oh yeah. That isn't the same question. 

    I think Pulp meant that as sacasm or irony.

You never heard of the Spanish teacher inquisition?

      I got nothing. IDK where he's going with that

You can punish your student with really bad puns.

Sorry, but in my classroom there was a wodden can, and it was busy very often. And less jokes with the damn inquisition, at least here there wasn't a rampaging witch hunt, were you heretics who were obsessed with fairy tales.

X_PLAYER: I mean a good teacher at trolling, since this is obviously a troll thread. This guy won't punish his students, simply because he doesn't have them. To explain the obvious is hurtful for us old people.

LOL Ok I got you now. LOL

Yes, it would appear the Spanish Inquisition may not have been so bad afterall:

Call them sissies if they don't up their rating fast.

@kleelof: OMG!!! :D

This thread brings back childhood memories. My cousin grew up living with our grandparents. I still remember my cousin doing laps around the dinner table, while grandmother chasing him with a stick. In this case, it would be a chesstable instead of a dinner table.

       Is he in jail too?

these days it might be more popular to chase the kid with a noisy laser beam thingy. make it high voltage so their hair will stand up on their head when struck.

Love this plan. Pin coming next with Ng4!

What type of punishment would you dish out?

My parents used to make me sit next to a leghorn and smoke cigarettes as punishment all the time. Kids these days have it way too easy.