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I F****in Hate Everything in this FLAWED WORLD, OMG

EVERYTHING!
The world, me, you, your dog, the stupid cat lady down the street and that hobo on the corner by the drug store, I hate them all! Omg...
The worst ones are those stupid fricken chess players. All uppity in their little world, with their little pieces and their little brains! OMG their STUPID RULES! Checkmate? Wtf is this? Just take the stupid King, plenty of other pieces on the damn board. Don't even get me started on stalemate.
Now Checkers, that is a beautiful game. You are forced to move in a certain direction, take pieces when available; this game is sooo straightforward and relaxing. UNLIKE CHESS YOU NIMRODS GEESH.
Get a life. Wait, better yet, get a checkmate, it's what you live for after all, right?
AH HAHA AH HAHA HAHA, AH HAHA AH HAHA HAHA
*What? Everybody is doing it :D*

EVERYTHING!
The world, me, you, your dog, the stupid cat lady down the street and that hobo on the corner by the drug store, I hate them all! Omg...
The worst ones are those stupid fricken chess players. All uppity in their little world, with their little pieces and their little brains! OMG their STUPID RULES! Checkmate? Wtf is this? Just take the stupid King, plenty of other pieces on the damn board. Don't even get me started on stalemate.
Now Checkers, that is a beautiful game. You are forced to move in a certain direction, take pieces when available; this game is sooo straightforward and relaxing. UNLIKE CHESS YOU NIMRODS GEESH.
Get a life. Wait, better yet, get a checkmate, it's what you live for after all, right?
AH HAHA AH HAHA HAHA, AH HAHA AH HAHA HAHA
EVERYTHING!
The world, me, you, your dog, the stupid cat lady down the street and that hobo on the corner by the drug store, I hate them all! Omg...
The worst ones are those stupid fricken chess players. All uppity in their little world, with their little pieces and their little brains! OMG their STUPID RULES! Checkmate? Wtf is this? Just take the stupid King, plenty of other pieces on the damn board. Don't even get me started on stalemate.
Now Checkers, that is a beautiful game. You are forced to move in a certain direction, take pieces when available; this game is sooo straightforward and relaxing. UNLIKE CHESS YOU NIMRODS GEESH.
Get a life. Wait, better yet, get a checkmate, it's what you live for after all, right?
AH HAHA AH HAHA HAHA, AH HAHA AH HAHA HAHA
*What? Everybody is doing it :D*