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PrawnEatsPrawn

There was a man named Kurogkug,

who caused BorgQueen to wince and shrug,

Once more the word "skiptical",

I may cut off my testicle,

Before I pull the bloody plug.

funkeymoves
kurogkug wrote:

hey guys can you help me what is the meaning of strategically position.please im dying to know this.


Seriously, the less you worry about strategy, the more pleasure you will get playing the game.  You have some good advice from folks on this thread. Smile

funkeymoves

Excellent point, Sir.  I am new on this thread.  Sometimes it only takes one gem of inspiration to connect with the one needing help.  I doubt that the OP have not considered good advice from many well intentioned folks on this thread.  kurogkug will utimately decide how he or she intends  to use  ALL helpful replies on this thread.  It is the OP's ultimate decision and responsibility.  All the best to the OP, to you and the rest of the helpul folks on this thread.  Smile

goldendog

Actually I haven't been helpful so much as sarcastic, but thanks anyway.

Let me add, The tonydal Limmericks: kurogkug Editions, are soon to be a collector's item. Order yours now!

funkeymoves

kurogkug has good advice from many...but he only listens to one. :) 


My last post on this thread was intended to address the post from NM tonydal, and the original post.

THE ONE and ONLY ONE helpful person on this thread according to him.  Not including me, of course.

Not trying to be funny or sarcastic.

The rest of my post have valid points.

Smile

funkeymoves
Matalino wrote:
funkeymoves wrote:
kurogkug wrote:

hey guys can you help me what is the meaning of strategically position.please im dying to know this.


Seriously, the less you worry about strategy, the more pleasure you will get playing the game.  You have some good advice from folks on this thread.


Except that Kurogkug does not plays chess.  All good advice on chess is for nothing because Kurogkug is here in Chess.Com not to play chess.

He's been in Chess.Com for over 2 years now and he has yet to play a single game - whether live or turn-based.  

All he's been doing is talk and discuss in the forum about strategy or the word strategic.

Reminds me of Peter Selers in a movie as a simple gardner whose words are misinterpreted to be deep insight into politics and finance.  When all he was doing was talk about planting flowers in the garden.

Like Peter Selers in the mov ie, Kurogkug here has elicited very elaborate insight into the game even though Kurogkug does not play the game and has gained quite a following interested in the discussion of "strategic" and N"strategy".


Good point.  The OP asked for help.  Peeps gave help.  The OP listens to only one help.  Maybe he applies ALL this help to his games  elsewhere.  Foot in mouth

If you all are annoyed, like me , and frustrated with this person seeking help, GOING NOWHERE, time to pull the plug on this thread.  You all have a great day tomorrow!

PrawnEatsPrawn

"If you all are annoyed, like me , and frustrated with this person seeking help, GOING NOWHERE, time to pull the plug on this thread.  You all have a great day tomorrow"

I suspect that very few of the regular contributors are annoyed by any of this. For me it's like some slow motion car crash where the occupants are clowns in full garb, travelling in brightly painted, rapidly disintergrating cars. I expect a creampie explosion to occur on impact.

Must dash.... I think I hear the Ringmaster calling!

Honk! Honk!

oscartheman

What do you guys think.... OP suffers from obsessive compulsive disorder?? That sounds TOTALLY, TOTALLY!!! like OCD style thinking to me...

funkeymoves

... I suspect that very few of the regular contributors are annoyed by any of this. For me it's like some slow motion car crash where the occupants are clowns in full garb, travelling in brightly painted, rapidly disintergrating cars. I expect a creampie explosion to occur on impact.

 

 

This thread is beyond wrecked. SealedYellCry

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sT5TKTt5BeA

nuclearturkey
BorgQueen wrote:

You've been asking about the definition of the word strategy and it's forms for a YEAR now.   Honestly, what else can be said that might help you? 


I think you probably started taking the whole benefit of the doubt thing a bit too far around 9 months ago. Smile

goldendog

Indeed. This thread is now a reliable source of humor and wry observations.

It has attained a kind of purity we don't often see here.

goldendog

Ha ha. For the coffee cup we could have a series of appropriate words and phrases snaking around the cup, into it, up the side and out again. A total mess.

Gomer_Pyle
padman wrote:

 'I await to your answer" T-shirt could be just what the doctor ordered. Or it could adorn memos in an office.


That's a great phrase for the top of a pad of sticky notes.

Yep, this is one of the most entertaining threads I've seen on any forum anywhere. It even rivals the great Penquin-Weasel war on the old Sword Forum International site. I suppose it takes a certain sense of humor, though.

"Being There" was a great movie just because of the role Peter Sellers played. At one point in the movie he tried layering three different accents on top of each other. They had to cut the scene because he couldn't do it without laughing. It's in the outtakes. His character, Chauncey Gardner, was naive in the extreme, simple, honest, and completely innocent of the ways of the world. Sound familiar?

@funkeymoves, here is a list of all threads started by kurogkug going back over two years, each dealing with strategy, strategic, stragegically, etc. Oddly enough he hasn't got into strategem yet. I guess there's still hope.

if you know 11220 338 2/4/2009
know the truth 1132 35 1/2/2009
strategy and plan 165 3 11/28/2008
strategy and plan 213 5 11/22/2008
strategic 834 16 11/5/2008
why is strategically position is very important in chess. 1305 24 10/11/2008
strategy 486 8 9/12/2008
strategy and plan 497 11 9/22/2007
Paranoid-Android
HotFlow wrote:

There is no such thing as "strategically position" it is just a made up buzz word, so people can feel in-the-know.


I've never heard anyone say "strategic position" when speaking about chess. Chess itself is game based on strategy, every position needs it. It's obvious that people talk about strategy when analyzing a game, without trying to sound smart. Basically, you can't analyze a game concretely without speaking about strategy.  Bad planning is strategy too after all.

funkeymoves

@ Gomer_Pyle

..."list of all threads started by kurogkug going back over two years, each dealing with strategy, strategic, stragegically, etc. Oddly enough he hasn't got into strategem yet. I guess there's still hope."

 

Aware of OP and the circus threads.  The OP already has TEAM Strategy, planning how to make money out of this gem of a clown  SmileLaughing

Get on it people.  Time is money.  Enlist chess.com to sponsor the OP.  eric deserves a cut of the proceeds. 

taots_11

i think between post #10 and #15 borgqueen. did you do what i want you to do borgqueen?.if you want me to stop to ask you about the word strategic,you have to do what im said.and tell me if im right or wrong.i told you to just look up to some dictionary and you did not.what i mean to my question is the same as word beauty and beautiful,beauty is a noun and the adjective of beauty is beautiful.same as my question the word strategy is a noun and the adjective of strategy is strategic.now do you agree about this question or not.all i want is only one answer yes or no?.i wait to your response again borgqueen.

kco

you forgot "Please"

goldendog

Define "Challenge" Wink

essnov

what is "challenge" borgqueen? can the human soul ever be redeemed?

i wait to your answer again borgqueen....

Dakota_Clark

Just stumbled upon this thread and read the whole thing "front to back." I am very amused. XD

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