Coach me! My current rating is 2132 and I want to reach 2200 in the next year, 2300 in the next 3-5 years, and eventually 2400-2500.
Seriously I need help I've been struggling to break 2150 for the last 3 years
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Coach me! My current rating is 2132 and I want to reach 2200 in the next year, 2300 in the next 3-5 years, and eventually 2400-2500.
Seriously I need help I've been struggling to break 2150 for the last 3 years
Not only I will try to help you break 215, I will try to get you to break the top 100
Can you help me get a title first that would be very useful if I want to get into top 10000
I also have a tournament coming up where there are 20+ players who are above 2200 and I need to win all 7 games to have a chance of gaining a title I need you to coach me the OP 40 move checkmate so that I can gain a title
I also have a tournament coming up where there are 20+ players who are above 2200and I need to win all 7 games to have a chance of gaining a title I need you to coach me the OP 40 move checkmate so that I can gain a title
I will and i will give you a certificate confirming that you are a master on the OP 4 move checkmate. If you want the GM titles I sell them for 9.99 each
Oh wow you're getting students by the second! You know what, can I join too?
I have a bad habit of accidentally hitting the clock of the person sitting next to me and checkmating on their board instead of mine. Cause of this I can't pass the 300 rating mark and get the GM title. 
Could you please help?
Oh wow you're getting students by the second! You know what, can I join too?
I have a bad habit of accidentally hitting the clock of the person sitting next to me and checkmating on their board instead of mine. Cause of this I can't pass the 300 rating mark and get the GM title.
Could you please help?
I will help you. If you want the GM title, I sell it for 9.99 each
Oh wow you're getting students by the second! You know what, can I join too?
I have a bad habit of accidentally hitting the clock of the person sitting next to me and checkmating on their board instead of mine. Cause of this I can't pass the 300 rating mark and get the GM title.
Could you please help?
I will help you. If you want the GM title, I sell it for 9.99 each
Oh thanks! But hmm won't I look weird with 200 rating and GM title? Maybe IM for now? How much would that cost?
Oh wow you're getting students by the second! You know what, can I join too?
I have a bad habit of accidentally hitting the clock of the person sitting next to me and checkmating on their board instead of mine. Cause of this I can't pass the 300 rating mark and get the GM title.
Could you please help?
I will help you. If you want the GM title, I sell it for 9.99 each
Oh thanks! But hmm won't I look weird with 200 rating and GM title? Maybe IM for now? How much would that cost?
I sell rating points too. IM costs $4.92 Title prices are here: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-sell-titles-at-a-heavily-discounted-price
Oh wow you're getting students by the second! You know what, can I join too?
I have a bad habit of accidentally hitting the clock of the person sitting next to me and checkmating on their board instead of mine. Cause of this I can't pass the 300 rating mark and get the GM title.
Could you please help?
I will help you. If you want the GM title, I sell it for 9.99 each
Oh thanks! But hmm won't I look weird with 200 rating and GM title? Maybe IM for now? How much would that cost?
I sell rating points too. IM costs $4.92 Title prices are here: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-sell-titles-at-a-heavily-discounted-price
Hmmm ok lets do the IM but first can you teach me something quick for like three mins like a trial lesson?
Oh wow you're getting students by the second! You know what, can I join too?
I have a bad habit of accidentally hitting the clock of the person sitting next to me and checkmating on their board instead of mine. Cause of this I can't pass the 300 rating mark and get the GM title.
Could you please help?
I will help you. If you want the GM title, I sell it for 9.99 each
Oh thanks! But hmm won't I look weird with 200 rating and GM title? Maybe IM for now? How much would that cost?
I sell rating points too. IM costs $4.92 Title prices are here: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-sell-titles-at-a-heavily-discounted-price
Hmmm ok lets do the IM but first can you teach me something quick for like three mins like a trial lesson?
I don't teach deep secrets about the OP 4 move checkmate in the trial lesson, so I'm going to teach you the OP fried liver attack
Oh wow you're getting students by the second! You know what, can I join too?
I have a bad habit of accidentally hitting the clock of the person sitting next to me and checkmating on their board instead of mine. Cause of this I can't pass the 300 rating mark and get the GM title.
Could you please help?
I will help you. If you want the GM title, I sell it for 9.99 each
Oh thanks! But hmm won't I look weird with 200 rating and GM title? Maybe IM for now? How much would that cost?
I sell rating points too. IM costs $4.92 Title prices are here: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-sell-titles-at-a-heavily-discounted-price
Hmmm ok lets do the IM but first can you teach me something quick for like three mins like a trial lesson?
I don't teach deep secrets about the OP 4 move checkmate in the trial lesson, so I'm going to teach you the OP fried liver attack
Okie dokie. When you wanna meet up? And on chess.com right? Using the messaging platform on here?
Oh wow you're getting students by the second! You know what, can I join too?
I have a bad habit of accidentally hitting the clock of the person sitting next to me and checkmating on their board instead of mine. Cause of this I can't pass the 300 rating mark and get the GM title.
Could you please help?
I will help you. If you want the GM title, I sell it for 9.99 each
Oh thanks! But hmm won't I look weird with 200 rating and GM title? Maybe IM for now? How much would that cost?
I sell rating points too. IM costs $4.92 Title prices are here: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-sell-titles-at-a-heavily-discounted-price
Hmmm ok lets do the IM but first can you teach me something quick for like three mins like a trial lesson?
I don't teach deep secrets about the OP 4 move checkmate in the trial lesson, so I'm going to teach you the OP fried liver attack
Okie dokie. When you wanna meet up? And on chess.com right? Using the messaging platform on here?
skype
Oh wow you're getting students by the second! You know what, can I join too?
I have a bad habit of accidentally hitting the clock of the person sitting next to me and checkmating on their board instead of mine. Cause of this I can't pass the 300 rating mark and get the GM title.
Could you please help?
I will help you. If you want the GM title, I sell it for 9.99 each
Oh thanks! But hmm won't I look weird with 200 rating and GM title? Maybe IM for now? How much would that cost?
I sell rating points too. IM costs $4.92 Title prices are here: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-sell-titles-at-a-heavily-discounted-price
Hmmm ok lets do the IM but first can you teach me something quick for like three mins like a trial lesson?
I don't teach deep secrets about the OP 4 move checkmate in the trial lesson, so I'm going to teach you the OP fried liver attack
Okie dokie. When you wanna meet up? And on chess.com right? Using the messaging platform on here?
skype
Kk. Can you PM me your skype profile?
Oh wow you're getting students by the second! You know what, can I join too?
I have a bad habit of accidentally hitting the clock of the person sitting next to me and checkmating on their board instead of mine. Cause of this I can't pass the 300 rating mark and get the GM title.
Could you please help?
I will help you. If you want the GM title, I sell it for 9.99 each
Oh thanks! But hmm won't I look weird with 200 rating and GM title? Maybe IM for now? How much would that cost?
I sell rating points too. IM costs $4.92 Title prices are here: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-sell-titles-at-a-heavily-discounted-price
Hmmm ok lets do the IM but first can you teach me something quick for like three mins like a trial lesson?
I don't teach deep secrets about the OP 4 move checkmate in the trial lesson, so I'm going to teach you the OP fried liver attack
Okie dokie. When you wanna meet up? And on chess.com right? Using the messaging platform on here?
skype
Kk. Can you PM me your skype profile?
no
Oh wow you're getting students by the second! You know what, can I join too?
I have a bad habit of accidentally hitting the clock of the person sitting next to me and checkmating on their board instead of mine. Cause of this I can't pass the 300 rating mark and get the GM title.
Could you please help?
I will help you. If you want the GM title, I sell it for 9.99 each
Oh thanks! But hmm won't I look weird with 200 rating and GM title? Maybe IM for now? How much would that cost?
I sell rating points too. IM costs $4.92 Title prices are here: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-sell-titles-at-a-heavily-discounted-price
Hmmm ok lets do the IM but first can you teach me something quick for like three mins like a trial lesson?
I don't teach deep secrets about the OP 4 move checkmate in the trial lesson, so I'm going to teach you the OP fried liver attack
Okie dokie. When you wanna meet up? And on chess.com right? Using the messaging platform on here?
skype
Kk. Can you PM me your skype profile?
no
Why not?
Oh wow you're getting students by the second! You know what, can I join too?
I have a bad habit of accidentally hitting the clock of the person sitting next to me and checkmating on their board instead of mine. Cause of this I can't pass the 300 rating mark and get the GM title.
Could you please help?
I will help you. If you want the GM title, I sell it for 9.99 each
Oh thanks! But hmm won't I look weird with 200 rating and GM title? Maybe IM for now? How much would that cost?
I sell rating points too. IM costs $4.92 Title prices are here: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-sell-titles-at-a-heavily-discounted-price
Hmmm ok lets do the IM but first can you teach me something quick for like three mins like a trial lesson?
I don't teach deep secrets about the OP 4 move checkmate in the trial lesson, so I'm going to teach you the OP fried liver attack
Okie dokie. When you wanna meet up? And on chess.com right? Using the messaging platform on here?
skype
Kk. Can you PM me your skype profile?
no
Why not?
I don't do free trials anymore because I have so many students. I changed the price to $100 per hour.
This is the longest conversation I seen on chess.com
Oh wow you're getting students by the second! You know what, can I join too?
I have a bad habit of accidentally hitting the clock of the person sitting next to me and checkmating on their board instead of mine. Cause of this I can't pass the 300 rating mark and get the GM title.
Could you please help?
I will help you. If you want the GM title, I sell it for 9.99 each
Oh thanks! But hmm won't I look weird with 200 rating and GM title? Maybe IM for now? How much would that cost?
I sell rating points too. IM costs $4.92 Title prices are here: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-sell-titles-at-a-heavily-discounted-price
Hmmm ok lets do the IM but first can you teach me something quick for like three mins like a trial lesson?
I don't teach deep secrets about the OP 4 move checkmate in the trial lesson, so I'm going to teach you the OP fried liver attack
Okie dokie. When you wanna meet up? And on chess.com right? Using the messaging platform on here?
skype
Kk. Can you PM me your skype profile?
no
Why not?
I don't do free trials anymore because I have so many students. I changed the price to $100 per hour.
This is the longest conversation I seen on chess.com
Oh ok.
Fine then wanna have our first lesson?
Oh wow you're getting students by the second! You know what, can I join too?
I have a bad habit of accidentally hitting the clock of the person sitting next to me and checkmating on their board instead of mine. Cause of this I can't pass the 300 rating mark and get the GM title.
Could you please help?
I will help you. If you want the GM title, I sell it for 9.99 each
Oh thanks! But hmm won't I look weird with 200 rating and GM title? Maybe IM for now? How much would that cost?
I sell rating points too. IM costs $4.92 Title prices are here: https://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/i-sell-titles-at-a-heavily-discounted-price
Hmmm ok lets do the IM but first can you teach me something quick for like three mins like a trial lesson?
I don't teach deep secrets about the OP 4 move checkmate in the trial lesson, so I'm going to teach you the OP fried liver attack
Okie dokie. When you wanna meet up? And on chess.com right? Using the messaging platform on here?
skype
Kk. Can you PM me your skype profile?
no
Why not?
I don't do free trials anymore because I have so many students. I changed the price to $100 per hour.
This is the longest conversation I seen on chess.com
Oh ok.
Fine then wanna have our first lesson?
My lessons are so high in demand I changed price again to $324865901623094162934628374650293462509346205961092364109264123412341235234734566354
Coach me! My current rating is 2132 and I want to reach 2200 in the next year, 2300 in the next 3-5 years, and eventually 2400-2500.
Seriously I need help I've been struggling to break 2150 for the last 3 years
Not only I will try to help you break 215, I will try to get you to break the top 100