I'm John Musacha. Ask me anything.

Ask me anything you want. I will try to answer.

Let it flow, brahs.

I hate this site; the connections are sooooo bad. Is there another site that has better connections?

What is your real name, and what is the address of your legal residence, and have you ever committed a felony, and if so, please describe all of them in detail, also stating the date and exact location of each crime.

Thank you in advance.

I have no idea.  I haven't played internet chess in years.

My address is 1000 South Pointe Drive #2501, Miami Beach Florida 33139

And yeah I commit about eight felonies a day, brah.

WHy did the chicken cross the road and why do you think about bra's so much?

No stoppin at no tolls.  Nothin'.  Flyin'

Dang, how do you do it? That sounds like way too much work.

Hello John Musacha, which is the better piece, in your opinion: a knight or a bishop?

Bishop, easily.

First, it's taller.  Second, it's more phallic.  Third, the bishop would have greater access to the levels of political power than a mere retainer with a horse and sword.

Fourthly, the positions in which a bishop is superior are more prevalent, especially in beginner games, than closed positions where the knight has the upper hand.

Agency, brah.

What's your favorite piece?

How do you feel about radishes on your plate?

What's your favorite food?

1.Black holes? in or out? 2. Is global warming a fake? 3. where do you stand on evolution vs creationism? 4. is 19 too old to become a chess pro? 5. Why did the germans bomb pearl harbor?

                    Are you related to Indian Prince??

How do you feel about being such a great source of inspiration for the new generations of trolls?

Can you swim well?

Pickles, or no pickles?

Ok, that's my quota of silliness for the hour.