I see farting as a strategy to distract your opponent making your moves more effective
is farting during a chess game the worst etiquitte?
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polebuster wrote:
i have seen worse
... when playing against Joseph_Truelson, am I right?
Sharting would be worse
So when playing chess online it isn't as similar as a board because i dont have my signature farting move to assist me online
ChiefBroccoli wrote:
This is why they walk around at a tournament. No one can determine who farted. So they have to plug their noses while they look at a board.
In this following photo, Lenderman in the blue sweater just smelled something. So he is trying to determine if it really is the old guy. Meanwhile, the kid behind him is trying to look all innocent and looking away from the old man ("Maybe they won't think it's me if I just stand here.") The lady in red and guy in dark green have had too much and are plugging their noses. The old guy is completely immune to it. Carlsen thought his water was bad and came back with a new blue bottle, but he still smelled something and is using the chessboard to calculate exactly who farted. Perelshteyn is thinking, "This is what I have to endure to beat Carlsen? An old guy breathing down my neck, a lurching Lenderman, and this kid awkwardly standing away as if not to want to be noticed?"
Chess has really much to itself it seems!
cottonsock wrote:
.......... what a sorry bunch, you lot are.
yet you still had to check out this conversation because farting is interesting
cotton does ur cat fart?
Guess so.
cottonsock wrote:
..... you’ve just proved my point, you are indeed a sorry bunch
........... do ha e a nice day 😎
........... do ha e a nice day 😎
says the person that happens to be one of the "sorry bunch" talking in a forum about farts
Phhrrrrrt
A phhrrrrt is better than a phhhhhhh.
hahhaahhhahah
ChiefBroccoli wrote:
This is why they walk around at a tournament. No one can determine who farted. So they have to plug their noses while they look at a board.
In this following photo, Lenderman in the blue sweater just smelled something. So he is trying to determine if it really is the old guy. Meanwhile, the kid behind him is trying to look all innocent and looking away from the old man ("Maybe they won't think it's me if I just stand here.") The lady in red and guy in dark green have had too much and are plugging their noses. The old guy is completely immune to it. Carlsen thought his water was bad and came back with a new blue bottle, but he still smelled something and is using the chessboard to calculate exactly who farted. Perelshteyn is thinking, "This is what I have to endure to beat Carlsen? An old guy breathing down my neck, a lurching Lenderman, and this kid awkwardly standing away as if not to want to be noticed?"
The guy in the dark green is pointing the middle finger.....
PPrrrrrt
i have seen worse