Jesus vs Satan

i'm thinking about starting a new religion. i'll let you guys all join for free.

Won't be much of a religion then.  How are you going to pay for all the candles & junk?

lol

With my luck I'll forget the matches.

Or maybe that was just destined to be...

lotsa junk. no candles.

Here's the church:

The altar of holy relics (formed from parts taken from the sacred fuselage):

Oh, I know it's just good fun, but I also have met many people who will go crazy over this sort of thing.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church

I'd hate to play with the rusty pieces.  I hope that's not rust.  It'd feel terrible!  Hopefully gloves might be provided.

Please, heathen!  That is the Miracle of the Oxidation.

Butt out, alright?  Thanks.

Unless of course it's a kinda fake and cheesy religion (just the sort of thing that flagsy might well bequeath us).

I guess this is what communion will look like:

I'm not sure you ever see anything about them in the Australian news, so maybe you don't quite get it.  The thing about them isn't their religion, it's their hostility when it comes to all things religon.  They're a perfect example of someone who would be irrate about a hypothetical chess match between Jesus and Satan.

They have to be Brits.

And here's baptism:

Aha!  The first schism!

in my religion, hostility is optional.

Satan will win. He would just call out jesus on the clock running out where Jesus is just too nice.

this is the stupid-est thing i've ever read.