Some members of this thread, including myself and akafett, post in and read this Stuff Non-Chess Players Say thread. Check it out; I have provided a link here:
http://www.chess.com/forum/view/general/sht-non-chess-players-say?page=276
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If you happen to read my annecdotes posted in the forum camberfoil mentioned, keep in mind that they are true. I really do run into some funny stuff.
Jul 9, 2015
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Thanks for the invite to this thread. Some of those pics bring me back to my funnyjunk days. Inappropriate, anything but PC, and if you look long enough, a good joke here and there.
Jul 9, 2015
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#5125
PortugueseGuy wrote:
A mathematician and an engineer were attending a lecture given by a physicist about phenomena that take place in extra-dimensional spaces, that is, spaces with nine, twelve or even more dimensions...
The mathematician was enjoying the lecture very much, whilst the engineer struggled to understand, and always failed. By the end, the engineer had a headache; both of them were commenting on the lecture.
‘I really enjoyed this lecture very much’, said the mathematician. ‘Wasn't it interesting?’
‘Gosh, no! I could not understand anything!’, the engineer replied. ‘How can you understand these things?
‘That's simple. I just visualise the process.’
‘How can you possibly visualise something happening in nine dimensions?’
‘Ah! That's easy’, said the mathematician, as he began to explain: ‘Firstly, I visualise it in n dimensions, and then, let n = 9.’
Maybe not the epitome of funny per se, but I like this one!
(Oh look, even in another thread my comment gets bumped. LOL)
Hey, dragon, it's actually worth going back and looking at some the stuff that on this thread.
still love this thread :)
dragonair234 wrote:
PortugueseGuy wrote:
A mathematician and an engineer were attending a lecture given by a physicist about phenomena that take place in extra-dimensional spaces, that is, spaces with nine, twelve or even more dimensions...
The mathematician was enjoying the lecture very much, whilst the engineer struggled to understand, and always failed. By the end, the engineer had a headache; both of them were commenting on the lecture.
‘I really enjoyed this lecture very much’, said the mathematician. ‘Wasn't it interesting?’
‘Gosh, no! I could not understand anything!’, the engineer replied. ‘How can you understand these things?
‘That's simple. I just visualise the process.’
‘How can you possibly visualise something happening in nine dimensions?’
‘Ah! That's easy’, said the mathematician, as he began to explain: ‘Firstly, I visualise it in n dimensions, and then, let n = 9.’
Maybe not the epitome of funny per se, but I like this one!
(Oh look, even in another thread my comment gets bumped. LOL)
Goteem!
That comment went down like a...oh.
(anyone see what I did there?)
#5533
So much LOL
The last joke of the world was written long ago.
It's quite good to have you back, Nobby. I don't know if you were keeping track of all of the posts in your absence, but we had some quality humor by many of the members! Those members should feel free to keep posting their humor in tandem with Nobby's classic photographic jokes! I think that we should be able to churn out at least a page per day of jokes!