Why did the arsonist go to the gym?
He wanted to burn time and calories.
What do you call a Greek arsonist?
Pyro
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Aug 30, 2016
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#6024
A pawn on the 7th rank arrives home in a brand new Porsche...
The wife exclaims, "Honey ...you know we cant afford it.."
Where the pawn replies" dont worry babe, I'm about to get promoted!"
Aug 30, 2016
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#6025
pestebalcanica wrote:
A little old lady goes to the doctor and says, “Doctor I have this problem with gas, but it really doesn’t bother me too much. My farts never smell and are always silent. As a matter of fact, I’ve farted at least 20 times since I’ve been here in your office. You didn’t know I was farting because they don’t smell and are silent.”
The doctor says, “I see, take these pills and come back to see me next week.”
The next week the lady comes back.
“Doctor,” she says, “I don’t know what you gave me, but now my farts…although still silent…stink terribly.”
The doctor says, “Good! Now that we’ve cleared up your sinuses, let’s work on your hearing.”
Nice one!
Not funny.
Why would anyone do that.... That's just pranks gone too far...
+1. There is a line one shouldn't cross...
Stephenson2 wrote:
Stephenson2 's video (above) puts the expression "Pants on fire" into an entirely new dimension
Sep 24, 2016
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#6037
Which do you like better? Chess or sex?
Depends on the position. ---Boris Spassky
A little rabbit is happily running through the forest when he stumbles upon a giraffe rolling a joint. The rabbit looks at her and says, "Giraffe my friend, why do you do this? Come with me running through the forest, you'll see, you'll feel so much better!" The giraffe looks at him, looks at the joint, tosses it and goes off running with the rabbit.
Then they come across an elephant doing coke, so the rabbit again says, "Elephant my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health. Come running with us through the pretty forest, you'll see, you'll feel So good!" The elephant looks at them, looks at his razor, mirror and all, then tosses them and starts running with the rabbit and giraffe.
The three animals then come across a lion about to shoot up and the rabbit again says, "Lion my friend, why do you do this? Think about your health! ... Come running with us through the sunny forest, you will feel so good!" The lion looks at him, puts down his needle, and starts to beat the shit out of the rabbit.
As the giraffe and elephant watch in horror, they look at him and ask, "Lion, why did you do this?! He was merely trying to help us all!" The lion answers, "That little fucker! He makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he's on ecstasy!"