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There are two elephants in a bathtub one says "can you pass the soap" the other says "no soap, radio!"
NobbyCapeTown wrote:
#1287. There must be more to the cheque amount than that. Propably some quantum physics formula dictating that amount payable is smaller than an atom. Any quantum guys out there ???
Nope, looks like exactly 0.002 dollar.
I drink wine and I'm not classy!
I drink whisky and I'm not classy !
There are two elephants in a bathtub one says "can you pass the soap" the other says "no soap, radio!"
I tried hard to see a joke anywhere, what am I missing or is this for intellectuals only ????
NobbyCapeTown wrote:
There are two elephants in a bathtub one says "can you pass the soap" the other says "no soap, radio!"
I tried hard to see a joke anywhere, what am I missing or is this for intellectuals only ????
A shocking experience I guess.
Teacher:Whoever answers my next question can go home.
[Student throws bag out the window]
Teacher:Who threw that bag?
Student:Me. I'm going home now
Tomorrow is "No Smoking Day". I gave up after 350.000 cigarettes on Sunday 17 June 2012 - just like that and, trust me, nothing to it at all. I looked in the mirror in the morning and saw an idiot, plus my morning coughing fits, plus my parrot imitating my coughing fits, plus the expense, plus plus plus and on that day 17 June 2012 I decided I had had enough. I must say that I was surprised myself just how easy it is, you stop and that is it !
