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kiwi-inactive

Slowly degrading to idiocy...

Anyway, here's a YouTube clip of a comedian explaining "America and it's problems are because of the British".

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aJYY1CFKzTg

NobbyCapeTown

If I would be in the audience of your "comedy" clip, I would ask for my money back. Watched it halfway, that guy is idiocy  with a capital I. Sense of humour zero. Rather watch Trevor Noah comedian...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fht2v-SnJKs&list=PLtRRvLyfb4AoyOi6QqSV6ouSi-cxUIbSI

kiwi-inactive

Trevor Noah, live at the Apollo, London Hammersmith. I watched that live on the television :)

NobbyCapeTown

I like his sketch with the blonde surfer girl who comes out of the water every time more stupid. So you're from Africa ? Say, do you have waves in Africa ? Have you ever had aids ? Lots of times, no big deal. etc

kiwi-inactive

The movie Tropic Thunder overall wasn't so great but it did in my opinion have some neat hilarious outbursts from time to time, particularly the character Sgt Lincoln ... With an all star cast , the script and directing sure let down the movie.

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=l0vIYoY1ogE

camberfoil
NobbyCapeTown wrote:
 

#1286 is a lot of frustration for a very little sum of money.

winerkleiner
NobbyCapeTown wrote:

The etymology for the word dildo is unclear. The Oxford English Dictionary describes the word as being of "obscure origin".  A dildo in old sailing terms,  referred to a peg used to lock an oar in position on a dory (small boat). The word may also refer to the town of Dildo or the nearby Dildo Island in Newfoundland, Canada.

Possibly Hessian is an old (or middle aged) sailor or lives in Dildo or on Dildo Island.

He told me that's his favorite place to sit, lol.

varelse1

Oh no, you didn't!

Lol

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Benzodiazepine

Either, these are not, funny, in the slightest, or I, fried, my brain.

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camberfoil
A_G_A wrote:
 

Sigh...

camberfoil
theEnt wrote:

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gun shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says "OK, now what?"

Wasn't that from Family Guy or something?