That cat looks like someone I know! Only with a different head...
Just waxed my cat

AAAAAAAAAAhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
It definitely hurt her more than it did me.
She was more "Meeeeeeeeeeeeowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww"

That cat looks like someone I know! Only with a different head...
I can't change the head but that's not the issue. I'm not sure I've done the right thing.

Putting the obvious euphemism aside for the moment...
If you made an adult movie of the waxing, would this be called "the Myfany Shot"?
By the way, did you have to get her drunk?

That'll teach her for knocking over my chess-pieces
it's just wearing a jacket
Dai the thread in Caernarfon High Road may well be a bespoke tailor of high repute but as you well know the only animals he will make jackets for are sheep.
I have double-checked when I tried to get a dress suit made for Pwllelli my python.
I was that bored I thought I'd try to wax my cat Myfanwy.
I had to stop before I had finished because she was making such a fuss.
What do you think?