Make up a (dumb) opening and name it!

This is the Fallout Opening: Fianchetto Version!

new wife opening

I started to ask which player was the "new wife," and say boy is she dumb, but if this is both wives playing, looks like the guy just made a horizontal trade. 

U-Turn Gambit

double pawns opening

Tanks fer bringig dis form bak!

The Retard Queen Attack

Oi mate are you dumb

#671 is excellent, a book should be written about the Spamzo-Indian.

The Piquanté system. The cool thing about this is you can apply your preferred method of central and Kingside development and the Queenside fits in perfectly regardless.

E4 f5

Pawn Line Attack: H-pawn Rush Attack, 1 g4 h5 2 Nf3 hxg4 3 d4 gxf3

Pawn Line Attack: Main Line, 1 g4 h5 2 f3 g5

Nice, I thought this forum was dead.

The wedding march, center game line.

The wedding march, go west young man variation.

The wedding march, cowardly groom game.

Nuclear Mistake:

Nf3 d5 Ne5 e6 Nxf7

"I won!" shouts White. But this is not an atomic game. 3...Kxf7.