Make your own Nigelism!

I'll start:

Women have different feet than men, that's why they buy a lot more shoes than men. 

Women have more sensitive breast and thats why they buy a lot more bras than men.

Probably to get you muted, tigerprowl.

Thanks for contributing what's really on your mind, tigerprowl. You show amazing self-control!

Women smell worse than men, that's why they use so much perfume

Men have different taste buds so they like beer more than peach martinis. 

Women and men are exactly the same and have all of the exact same body parts, which is why one of them has a penis and the other does not.

Sorry Elubas - that's not a Nigelism. But interesting that you categorized women as a group lacking something that men have. Nigel might go for that, actually...

Well if it makes you feel better women have vaginas while men don't. Women also have the quality of not having a penis, while men do not.

Women have a beef and men have beef.

Here Elubas, a link where you can grind your axe:

http://www.knifesharpeningbyhand.com/

With teeth like that, he should keep his mouth shut.