What about one way streets?

Since you are 64 and a senior, contact the local senior center and they can have a van take and return you.

Call who you have to meet set a different day to meet up..

DENVER

How could anyone not realize this is a windup? It's a Johnny M thread, gawl dern it!

I try, but I can't find the seat belt, and he's hitting all the bumps and potholes! If only he wouldn't text his posts while he's driving.

Isn't your anklet going to alert the police when you get 750 yards from your house, though? ;)

Considering that the OP posted this thread:

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/community/to-those-that-mock-you-with-quotwhy-couldnt-you-googles-thatquot

...the intent here is fairly clear.

Did this guy seriously start a thread on a forum asking for driving directions on a chess website?? 

I think he considers it socializing instead of the anti-social experience of googling

ah, I see, now everything makes sense!

                   Make sure you got plenty of gas, there's no water in Calif.

I think you're on one.

                     As soon as I saw your name Al, I thought you were gonna give him directions to The Labrea Tar Pits.

                    CNN reported that the black cop from "The Shield" is in a little trouble. One day later Johnny wants to go to Hollywood Blvd. Odd. Either he's gonna help him, or he's gonna audition for his part.

Short for Satellite Navigation. GPS.

I'm guessing the OP's Problem is solved, so now I'd like some help too:
How do I get from

M-12, 1769 , Samatanagar (Maharashtra Housing Board), Yerawada

to

07, IkOnkar, Sector 8        ?

Plz haaalp.

wtf!

U r all mad!

Maharshtra State Electricity Board, MTNL Colony, Keshav Pada, Mulund West, Mumbai, Maharashtra 400080, India

1,362 km - about 22 hours 21 mins

	1.	Head southtowardsMataji Rd	0.2 km
	2.	Turn left ontoMataji Rd	0.2 km
	3.	Take the 1stleft ontoPurushottam Kheraj Rd Pass by Municipal School (on the left in 600 m)	1.2 km
	4.	Continue onto Deen Dayal Upadhyay Marg	0.8 km
	5.	Turn rightonto Lal Bahadur Shastri Rd Go through 1 roundabout Pass by Nandanvan Industrial Estate (on the left in 850 m)	1.2 km
	6.	Turn left to merge ontoEastern Express Hwy Pass by Viviana (on the left in 2.5 km)	6.5 km
	7.	Continue onto Mumbai - Nashik Expy Partial toll road Pass by Mumbai-Nashik Expy Toll Booth (on the right in 25.6 km)	43.2 km
	8.	Continue onto AH 47/NH 3 Partial toll road Pass by Sihag Super Fast Tempo Service (on the right in 44.6 km)	89.0 km
	9.	Continue onto Nashik Fwy	12.0 km
	10.	Continue onto Mumbai Agra Rd/AH 47/NH 3 Continue to follow AH 47/NH 3 Pass by Bapu Gas Distributors (on the left in 1.3 km)	26.5 km
	11.	Slight right to stay on AH 47/NH 3 Partial toll road	375 km
	12.	At Rau Cir, take the 3rdexit ontoIndore Bypass Rd Partial toll road Pass by the park (on the left in 16.0 km)	31.8 km
	13.	Continue onto AH 47/NH 3 Partial toll road	13.5 km
	14.	Turn right to stay on AH 47/NH 3 Partial toll road Pass by Kasturi Highway Petrol Pump (on the right in 12.2 km)	12.7 km
	15.	Slight lefttowardsDewas Bypass Rd	75 m
	16.	Sharp righttowardsDewas Bypass Rd	32 m
	17.	Take the 1stleft ontoDewas Bypass Rd	76 m
	18.	Sharp righttowards AH 47/NH 3	64 m
	19.	Take the 1stleft onto AH 47/NH 3 Pass by Hwy Point Petrol Pump (on the right in 31.3 km)	132 km
	20.	Turn left to stay on AH 47/NH 3	6.1 km
	21.	Turn left ontoNH 12 Pass by Dangi Hotel (on the left in 900 m)	4.1 km
	22.	Continue onto AH 47/NH 3 Partial toll road Pass by IBP Petrol Pump (on the left in 167 km)	192 km
	23.	Turn left at Shivraj Motors, Shivpuri to stay on AH 47/NH 3 Drive along Shanti Cold Storage (on the left for 150 m)	5.0 km
	24.	Turn left atGwalior Bypass Choraha to stay on AH 47/NH 3 Pass by Panihar Police Station (on the right in 91.7 km)	101 km
	25.	Slight right at Reliance Petrol Pump onto Shivpuri Link Rd Pass by Shiv Mandir (on the right in 7.1 km)	7.9 km
	26.	At the roundabout, take the 1stexit onto NH 75 Go through 1 roundabout Pass by Bharat Petroleum Petrol Pump (on the left in 3.0 km)	5.4 km
	27.	At the roundabout, take the 1stexit and stay on NH 75 Pass by ICICI Bank Branch & ATM. - Gwalior (on the left in 300 m)	1.2 km
	28.	Turn left at City Centre Square ontoGandhi Rd Pass by New government Guest house (on the left in 500 m)	0.5 km
	29.	At the roundabout, take the 3rdexit onto NH 75 Go through 1 roundabout Pass by railway station petrol pump (on the left)	3.5 km
	30.	Continue onto National Highway 92 Go through 1 roundabout Pass by Patel Petrol Pump (on the right in 950 m)	106 km
	31.	Slight righttowardsGilahari Pul	3.2 km
	32.	Continue straight ontoGilahari Pul	0.3 km
	33.	Turn lefttowards Guru Teg Bahadur Over Bridge	0.6 km
	34.	Turn lefttowards Guru Teg Bahadur Over Bridge	0.3 km
	35.	Sharp left at Chaudhary Petrol Pump onto Guru Teg Bahadur Over Bridge Pass by Dr UK Tiwari Hospital (on the right in 750 m)	0.9 km
	36.	At VIVEK IRON INDUSTRIES, continue ontoNational Highway 92/SH 29 Pass by Central Bank of India (on the left)	58.5 km
	37.	Turn rightonto SH 29 Go through 1 roundabout Pass by Reliance Petrol Pump (on the left in 35.4 km)	59.5 km
	38.	Turn right to stay on SH 29	19.6 km
	39.	Turn right at Gold Loan Shahjahanpur to stay on SH 29 Pass by Amita Jain Hospital (on the left in 29.3 km)	31.3 km
	40.	Turn left at Char Khamba ontoGhantaghar Rd Pass by Indian Oil (on the left in 1.8 km)	3.1 km
	41.	At Lal Imli Chauraha, continue ontoNH 730A/SH 25 Pass by Sankat Mochan Hanuman Mandir (on the left)	0.8 km
	42.	Turn right at Police Chowki Ashfaq Nagar ontoNidhasan Dhaurahra Sisaiya Marg/Puayan Rd	11 m
	43.	Slight leftonto Nighohi Rd Pass by Sweet Shop (on the right)	1.4 km
	44.	Continue onto SH 29	0.3 km
	45.	Turn left ontoShahabaj Nagar Road	2.4 km

Ek Onkar Scholars Degree College, Uttar Pradesh 242001, India

Map data ©2014 Google

Road Route map from M 12 1769 to 07 Ikonkar

lol

Whats wrong?

Is the reliance petrol station not there anymore?

.. at 37.