New chess opening?

Possible new chess opening against weak-minded players?

Lots of stuff works against the weak minded and uninitiated.

There are other ways for the opening to happen, neither player has to play f5. The main goal is to just gain that rook, put the queen in the corner, and castle king side, however you do it.

It could be played so black does kc6 and then white pins it with the bishop, then black thinks their safe and plays a developing move and white then plays k5e continuing the attack.

there are many ways to guard the opening even after k5e and B5b so it’s best used against more “novice” opponents

Stonewall is totally a novelty opening that nobody, ever, has thought about...