post all ur questions here

its for the aussies to enable them to invite loads of mates around for a seven course meal consiting of a six-pack of foster's and a hot-dog

I have some questions
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
Nope just really lucky not to have a fridge full of toilet roll
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
You don't have to be able to see it to enjoy it
If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
Evolution is still in the beta stages
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
The Bread Slicer
If you choke a smurf, what colour will it turn?
A whiter shade of pale [blue]
Why does the Easter bunny carry eggs? Rabbits don't lay eggs.
He carries them cos he can't lay them .. The easter chicken gave them to him
Why do we say "heads up" when we actually duck?
Because when most people say "Duck" the first thing people do is look up

"When we die, do we haunt the sky?
Do we lurk in the murk of the seas?
What then? Are we born again?
Just to sit asking questions like these? "
Spinal Tap, The majesty of rock

hahaha NO .... its your thread ashiq, you answer them

02. which country makes panama hats ?
03. from which animal do we get cat-gut ?
04. in which month do the russians celebrate the october revolution ?
05. what is a camel hair brush made from ?
06. canary islands are named after which animal ?
07. what was king george vi of england's first name ?
08. what colour is a purple finch ?
09. where are chinese gooseberries from ?
10. what colour is a black box on a comercial airliner ?
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