"How to pretend you are learning chess when you are in fact wasting your time in chess.com forums"
Serious Q: You're about to write your first book on chess. What do you call it?

Chess for begineers..How to beat your friend
Spelling for begineers: How to spell beginners

"How to draw in 5 minutes"
I know a guy who met me in a tournament and drew everyone in 5 minutes! (This is not a joke) I'll ask his help
"How to lose after being a piece up : 100 painful examples"