Sex and chess

Does having sex affect your chess performance especially prior a tournament?

No, playing chess affects your sex ability.

why

does having sex with yourself count ?

it's masturbating not sex bro

no then

"The greatest love a man can have is the love he has with himself." Raj Koothrappali

Is there a remedy for premature attaculation?

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Is there a remedy for this nonsense?

if you have sex and then get kidnapped by the sexee and they don't pay the ransom before the start of the tournament, then yes that could affect your results, first game could well be a default.

Legend had it a former WC always disappeared from the board at move 20 in his games. Reappeared with a stupid grin on his face. A gorgeous companion was always seen at his side at arrivals and departures of the tournament. Nothing was ever proven though regarding his game routine.

RofL! @ #21

I know a lot of sports professionals don't before a big game. It tames you.