You should get a bagel while continuing to post nonsense! Only in this manner would you prove yourself worthy of the chess.com forum spirit.
Should I go out and get a bagel now and stop posting nonsense?

I take the mention of bagels, as a personal weakness on your behalf.
All the best players eat crêpes, don't you know?

Make sure to refer to Bane's diet plan for maximum health.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkMPZ7WeDck
I know this is the 'general discussion forum', where almost anything goes, but do you think I should go out and grab some lunch rather than make another absurd topic post? I say yes, but I encourage a healthy debate about it in this thread, that I will read when I return.
Thanks.