You have a lot to answer for; my, more-or-less, sapient friend. How do you get this damned thread to stop? Every would-be-clever son-of-bitch on this site will respond. I get tired of dumping their predictable responses.
I must admit I'm quite surprised that this has been a popular thread and is still going actively. I thought it was an obvious parody of CERTAIN other threads that ASK silly questions and randomly bold certain WORDS in THE TITLE, but most people seem to have taken it seriously (no doubt due to Poe's Law, which I saw referenced here recently).
Good Morning DrSpudnik !
Will you please sing me a song on this sunny morning ? I love to be serenaded....