Squirrels

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They'll stuff the bloddy mess in their cheeks they will

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Yes and run down the road dripping it everywhere, lol!

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Squirrels will beat you at chess, and then beat you with a two-by-four.

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THey put nails in them two-by-fours too . . . nasty buggers.

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Squirrels will run through you.

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The only think I can think of as I read this

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Squirrels will cause a rift in time. Then they will nuke you.

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 . . . , in a microwave for two and a half minutes or until the popping stops.

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Hello all newbies, how are you all. I am Prince Charming from United State Of America. I am an artist and love to meet new people as well as making new friends. I like very much to pets and want to love them as more as possible. I have a Squirrel. Her name is Gillu. I love her very much. She got me near a tree in wounded condition. Then i pick up in my lapel and coming home. From that time she is with me with a great safety.

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Checks out as American alright.

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I don't think so.  Most Americans would just laugh at the squirrel and throw it at the first girl they see.

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Squirrles will eat plutonium, and then you'll be sorry.

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Squirrels will make you pay.

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Squirrels like the payday.

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Squirrels have brains.

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Yummy ones too! (Duck Dynasty)

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Squirrels will throw ice balls at your head.

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Wisconsin ‘squirrel whisperer’ rescues orphaned babies, says fur smells like maple syrup

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Squirrles will ice your balls

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Squirrels will fart on your balls as well.

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