Subcontracting Trolling

These spammers that hit the site with "shaman magic cures" and fake passports are part of a broader internet underworld that not only includes spammers but also professional trolls and sockpuppet manufacturing.

Such internet sweatshops are run in Bangladesh, Nepal, and China, mostly.  You've heard of these Chinese "gold farmers" on world of warcraft, right?  Guys that spend all day playing WoW as their job, collecting points then selling the points to Western buyers.

There are sweatshops that will, for a small fee, create and bring to life as many sockpuppets as you require, with a bona fide posting history and different personalities.  Don't worry that these guys don't speak English, it's all done from a script.

Or want to troll the forums but are too lazy to do it yourself?  Just subcontract your trolling to these guys.  For a small fee they will use your account to post annoying and snarky troll posts for you for however long you require.  Twenty-four hour coverage is available.  

Ever see one of those guys that appears always to be on chess.com?  It's probably someone who subcontracted with one of these internet sweatshops.  They have teams of guys around the clock that will instantly respond to any attention.

You should try it.

You appear to always be here.

How much would it cost to hire you?

Yeah brah.  Who forged your transcript?

Can I get some third world GM to play for me and boost my rating, without looking like a computer?

Lololololololol! :D

Also, if anyone's looking to subcontract a troll, they should try paying them in mead. (ref: Tolkien)

Did you miss in the OP where these operations are in Bangladesh and China?  You sound like some rich kid from Groton.

English.