The best excuses at www.chess.com!

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kyleevon

my dinner is ready

jpd303

i dropped a piece to someone 300+ points lower than me and HE appologized!  my favorite excuse is "My dogs are attacking a small child i got to go"

AWARDCHESS

 

WOMAN CHESS PARADISE Group  


AWARDCHESS: Good Luck!

X: can you go to bed please???? (laughing)

AWARDCHESS: Give me 5 minutes! And I will finish dozen more games!

X: how many games do you have going?

AWARDCHESS: `just 400! Plus more than 100 Vote games!

X: it has been 15 minutes!

AWARDCHESS: Honey asked me do not rush...to play...

AWARDCHESS

"I can smell the Fear"

Vtan

 "Sorry, I forgot to click the "Submit Move" button.  You can't.  Is there a problem.  SoREE.  "

"The computer broke down.  Oh man."

Vtan

 Vtan: "Sorry.    I have to go to School to get on chess.com."

X: You are on chess.com

Vtan: No.  I am on http://www.chess.com/echess/game.html?id=15470386

X: Oh

Vtan: I have to go to school know

Vtan: So can you resign?

Vtan: I gotta go bye

X: (to Himself) tHERE ARE NO COMPUTERS AT SCHOOL (Thinking back in to the 1700s)  

X: (To himself) I"LL RESIGN

RedSoxpawn

That is good

AWARDCHESS

AWARDCHESS: Good Luck!

X: you also, but I'm the one who needs it

AWARDCHESS
by X

but sometimes when I move for different reson it come out to be the best move!!!

by Y

luck does not come into it, he who makes the best moves wins!!Wink 

by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States 
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 12153

WE ARE READY TO PLAY YOU!Sealed

GREGMoney mouth

 

byX:  yep! I heard that one and trying to do so!

  
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States 
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 12153

The more you play and study your practice, the more better you can be as a player!

Greg


by X: thanks

 
by AWARDCHESS
Los Angeles United States 
Member Since: May 2008
Member Points: 12153

GOOD LUCK! YOU ARE BRAVE, AS ALWAYS!

by X:

Good Luck! as always I'm first and may be the only one....

 

 

bobobbob

haha i like these

pawnzischeme

I can't move.  The U.S. Marshalls just seized my computer.  Have to stop   too hard to typ    wth   the cufs       on  -----------...../////////