The conspiracy against me

"Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. You understand it better but the frog dies in the process." - E.B. White

bravo - mahoneystyle and owltuna

thanks for sharing Dr. Strangelove

The frog (were it a commie frog) would be in need of dissecting by a capitalistic audience and vice versa...

and even then...the frog will have died for nothing, for the joke will have flown over their head for lack of cultural affinity.

Conspiracy to murder, cold blooded murder. Assassinated the few who fought this wrongful system.

Don't get your fillings removed. It's not worth it. I have an amalgam filling in one of my upper molars made when I was 12 (!) I'm 24 now and my current dentist says it is, still, fine. He says he'd swap it for resin only if I wanted to. But I don't want that, I don't see a point. It's small and not visible. All my other fillings are resin though.

I still have all my teeth except one, that is 27 out of 28 - which is pretty good me thinks even if many of them are filled. I also still have all of my 4 wisdom teeth as well, although my dentist wants to pull 2 of them. But I don't really want that either, don't see much of a point except losing munching-power.

                I disagree. Implying that the frog died for nothing, means that he LIVED for nothing.

eh?

There's no such thing as something for nothing.

sure he lived to be not understood and then dissected.

for nothing

             EXACTLY,  all energy in the universe is borrowed, and at some point, it has to be paid back.

Even wisdom, o' wise one - has to be paid back.

LOL

                  Benzo;  you really should get those silver fillings replaced. Its not a matter of what you want.   I didn't WANT a colonoscophy but I got one a couple of years back and I'm glad I did. They removed 2 polips.

Holy overshare batman.

                 I don't want to quit smoking, but people like the Grobe and BigPoison are gonna make me.

                  Patrick Swaziy died of pancreatic cancer. I thought, what a waste of talent. He could fight, and he could dance but he never went for a colonoscophy.

Um... I don't know what kind of colonoscopy you may have had, but I don't think they look anywhere near that far up for most people.

                hahahahahahahahahahahahah    Is that your way of saying I'm STILL full of shit??

Well, it's my way of saying that your not going to get a pancreatic screening or diagnosis of any kind from that procedure, but you might get a nice self portrait.

ROFLMAO

              Steve Martin was on The Letterman show a while back, saying him and his buddies were having a colonoscophy PARTY.  Now HE'S CRAZY!