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No, I think it's Tzi27.
Jul 11, 2016
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macer75 wrote:
No, I think it's Tzi27.
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tacticalsniper wrote:
macer75 wrote:
No, I think it's Tzi27.
Correct!! Very good. Please send in a registration form to continue.
Thank you! How do I do that?
Jul 11, 2016
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Oh, just say
"The overhead potatoes are bothering the delicate aura!"
tacticalsniper wrote:
Oh, just say
"The overhead potatoes are bothering the delicate aura!"
The overhead potatoes are bothering the delicate aura!
Jul 11, 2016
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Great!! You're admitted! Passed with flying colors. Congratulations macer!
Awesome! Are there any more tasks, or is this it?
Jul 11, 2016
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No more registration tasks! You're in!
Now, for lesson 2, let's take a look at a beautiful situation! Who's position do you prefer?
White
ummmmmmmmmmmm
this is tough
rainbow unicorns?
Jul 11, 2016
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tacticalsniper wrote:
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i think u'll have to fight our self-proclaimed forum idiot, rob_new_alkali for that title.
livvyhc wrote:
ummmmmmmmmmmm
this is tough
rainbow unicorns?
You're learning quickly :)
McUmber wrote:
the pieces should sing their national anthems before the game
That's a great idea, but what are the nationalities of all of the pieces?
I'm probably going to get some flak for this post, but how about this:
King: United Nations
Queen: US
Rooks: China, Russia
Bishops: UK, France
Knights: Germany, Japan
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