I normally just get into a winning game, eat up their pieces, yeet me pieces for free at their king, they take it, and I use my one pawn to promote to a rook and checkmate them with a K&R. (I’m thinking on doing the two Bishop checkmate later to insult them)
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SilverBlade77 wrote:
I normally just get into a winning game, eat up their pieces, yeet me pieces for free at their king, they take it, and I use my one pawn to promote to a rook and checkmate them with a K&R. (I’m thinking on doing the two Bishop checkmate later to insult them)
bro im 2100 and cant mate with two bishops
SilverBlade77 wrote:
I normally just get into a winning game, eat up their pieces, yeet me pieces for free at their king, they take it, and I use my one pawn to promote to a rook and checkmate them with a K&R. (I’m thinking on doing the two Bishop checkmate later to insult them)
I've checkmated an opponent with five knights before
KnightAttack1567 wrote:
SilverBlade77 wrote:
I normally just get into a winning game, eat up their pieces, yeet me pieces for free at their king, they take it, and I use my one pawn to promote to a rook and checkmate them with a K&R. (I’m thinking on doing the two Bishop checkmate later to insult them)
I've checkmated an opponent with five knights before
lol once in one someone tried to mate with 4 kinghts and stlmated rip
Batman2508 wrote:
KnightAttack1567 wrote:
SilverBlade77 wrote:
I normally just get into a winning game, eat up their pieces, yeet me pieces for free at their king, they take it, and I use my one pawn to promote to a rook and checkmate them with a K&R. (I’m thinking on doing the two Bishop checkmate later to insult them)
I've checkmated an opponent with five knights before
lol once in one someone tried to mate with 4 kinghts and stlmated rip
I also did that once (https://www.chess.com/game/live/4869884685)
Haha, once I cheats mate my opponent’s king in the middle (I MEAN THE MIDDLE) of the board with 2 rooks and 2 knights
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Batman2508 wrote:
What's your favorite way to trash talk, mine would just be "scared?" and leave it at that because you see all I am doing is asking a question I can't get banned for that, most of them don't take the bait tho lol.
( I fully assure you, I don't do anything to "far")
also if someone says they have to go, I would say " sure about that?" and if they say yes, then I would just say have a good day. and they would be tottally confused.
I feint weakness by asking for a draw and if they turn it down, checkmate them.
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I am guilty of flexing instead of trash talking back. Under promote with minor pieces and create a mating net.
Chuck639 wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:
What's your favorite way to trash talk, mine would just be "scared?" and leave it at that because you see all I am doing is asking a question I can't get banned for that, most of them don't take the bait tho lol.
( I fully assure you, I don't do anything to "far")
also if someone says they have to go, I would say " sure about that?" and if they say yes, then I would just say have a good day. and they would be tottally confused.
I feint weakness by asking for a draw and if they turn it down, checkmate them.
Yo, that's nasty. Are you even a real Canadian, bro? I need to see some documents.
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GGNoob69 wrote:
Chuck639 wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:
What's your favorite way to trash talk, mine would just be "scared?" and leave it at that because you see all I am doing is asking a question I can't get banned for that, most of them don't take the bait tho lol.
( I fully assure you, I don't do anything to "far")
also if someone says they have to go, I would say " sure about that?" and if they say yes, then I would just say have a good day. and they would be tottally confused.
I feint weakness by asking for a draw and if they turn it down, checkmate them.
Yo, that's nasty. Are you even a real Canadian, bro? I need to see some documents.
No word of a lie. My hat trick:
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December_TwentyNine wrote:
Chuck639 wrote:
I feint weakness by asking for a draw and if they turn it down, checkmate them.
That's what they get for asking for a draw.
Someone also provided the answer to "What do you do when your opponent won't resign?" And the answer is simple: Underpromote ALL your Pawns to minor pieces and create a mating net.
Try utilizing your clock fully to frustrate the trash talker and then they blunder. Look for checks, captures and threats. Consider all checks. Do a blunder check:
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December_TwentyNine wrote:
Impressive. But your Opponents. Did they Died?
Funny enough, I went 4-0-1 because the one opponent actually accepted the draw!
I wasn’t very smart and got too arrogant in hindsight considering it was a Swiss tournament format lol where you need points.
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Try letting the clock die down with seconds left and then premove your calculated check mate in 5:
Batman2508 wrote:
What's your favorite way to trash talk, mine would just be "scared?" and leave it at that because you see all I am doing is asking a question I can't get banned for that, most of them don't take the bait tho lol.
( I fully assure you, I don't do anything to "far")
also if someone says they have to go, I would say " sure about that?" and if they say yes, then I would just say have a good day. and they would be tottally confused.
After enough people report you for trolling. You will get banned.
Scared?
Chuck639 wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:
What's your favorite way to trash talk, mine would just be "scared?" and leave it at that because you see all I am doing is asking a question I can't get banned for that, most of them don't take the bait tho lol.
( I fully assure you, I don't do anything to "far")
also if someone says they have to go, I would say " sure about that?" and if they say yes, then I would just say have a good day. and they would be tottally confused.
I feint weakness by asking for a draw and if they turn it down, checkmate them.
When I have a mate in 1, I sometimes offer my opponent a draw, but before they can accept it, I deliver checkmate
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Mr-Mudd wrote:
You know nothing of trash talk.
Intriguing 😁
Don't be greedy now, share your knowledge!
Boogalicious wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:
What's your favorite way to trash talk, mine would just be "scared?" and leave it at that because you see all I am doing is asking a question I can't get banned for that, most of them don't take the bait tho lol.
( I fully assure you, I don't do anything to "far")
also if someone says they have to go, I would say " sure about that?" and if they say yes, then I would just say have a good day. and they would be tottally confused.
After enough people report you for trolling. You will get banned.
Scared?
Nah if thats the case I would've been banned by now lmao at least 30 people said they would report and 10 said they would emsul
December_TwentyNine wrote:
My Opponent: "Ummm, Uhhhh... heh heh. Hey December. I'm offering a draw. Huh huh."
Me: "O RLY?"
My Opponent: "NO YOU DUMB DUMB DECEMBER!!! I MATE YOU NOW!!!"
Me: (Calls Husband)
Husband Arrives.
POW!!!
THWAK!!!
OOOFFF!!!
THUD!!!
And the husband beat up my opponent.
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What's your favorite way to trash talk, mine would just be "scared?" and leave it at that because you see all I am doing is asking a question I can't get banned for that, most of them don't take the bait tho lol.
( I fully assure you, I don't do anything to "far")
also if someone says they have to go, I would say " sure about that?" and if they say yes, then I would just say have a good day. and they would be tottally confused.