Trash Talkers

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Batman2508

What's your favorite way to trash talk, mine would just be "scared?" and leave it at that because you see all I am doing is asking a question I can't get banned for that, most of them don't take the bait tho lol.

( I fully assure you, I don't do anything to "far")

also if someone says they have to go, I would say " sure about that?" and if they say yes, then I would just say have a good day. and they would be tottally confused.

SilverBlade77

I normally just get into a winning game, eat up their pieces, yeet me pieces for free at their king, they take it, and I use my one pawn to promote to a rook and checkmate them with a K&R. (I’m thinking on doing the two Bishop checkmate later to insult them)

Batman2508
SilverBlade77 wrote:

I normally just get into a winning game, eat up their pieces, yeet me pieces for free at their king, they take it, and I use my one pawn to promote to a rook and checkmate them with a K&R. (I’m thinking on doing the two Bishop checkmate later to insult them)

bro im 2100 and cant mate with two bishops

EnCroissantCheckmate
SilverBlade77 wrote:

I normally just get into a winning game, eat up their pieces, yeet me pieces for free at their king, they take it, and I use my one pawn to promote to a rook and checkmate them with a K&R. (I’m thinking on doing the two Bishop checkmate later to insult them)

I've checkmated an opponent with five knights before

Batman2508
KnightAttack1567 wrote:
SilverBlade77 wrote:

I normally just get into a winning game, eat up their pieces, yeet me pieces for free at their king, they take it, and I use my one pawn to promote to a rook and checkmate them with a K&R. (I’m thinking on doing the two Bishop checkmate later to insult them)

I've checkmated an opponent with five knights before

lol once in one someone tried to mate with 4 kinghts and stlmated rip

EnCroissantCheckmate
Batman2508 wrote:
KnightAttack1567 wrote:
SilverBlade77 wrote:

I normally just get into a winning game, eat up their pieces, yeet me pieces for free at their king, they take it, and I use my one pawn to promote to a rook and checkmate them with a K&R. (I’m thinking on doing the two Bishop checkmate later to insult them)

I've checkmated an opponent with five knights before

lol once in one someone tried to mate with 4 kinghts and stlmated rip

I also did that once (https://www.chess.com/game/live/4869884685)

SilverBlade77

Haha, once I cheats mate my opponent’s king in the middle (I MEAN THE MIDDLE) of the board with 2 rooks and 2 knights

Chuck639
Batman2508 wrote:

What's your favorite way to trash talk, mine would just be "scared?" and leave it at that because you see all I am doing is asking a question I can't get banned for that, most of them don't take the bait tho lol.

( I fully assure you, I don't do anything to "far")

also if someone says they have to go, I would say " sure about that?" and if they say yes, then I would just say have a good day. and they would be tottally confused.

I feint weakness by asking for a draw and if they turn it down, checkmate them.



Chuck639

I am guilty of flexing instead of trash talking back. Under promote with minor pieces and create a mating net.

LeoLOL87
Chuck639 wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:

What's your favorite way to trash talk, mine would just be "scared?" and leave it at that because you see all I am doing is asking a question I can't get banned for that, most of them don't take the bait tho lol.

( I fully assure you, I don't do anything to "far")

also if someone says they have to go, I would say " sure about that?" and if they say yes, then I would just say have a good day. and they would be tottally confused.

I feint weakness by asking for a draw and if they turn it down, checkmate them.



Yo, that's nasty.  Are you even a real Canadian, bro?  I need to see some documents.

Chuck639
GGNoob69 wrote:
Chuck639 wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:

What's your favorite way to trash talk, mine would just be "scared?" and leave it at that because you see all I am doing is asking a question I can't get banned for that, most of them don't take the bait tho lol.

( I fully assure you, I don't do anything to "far")

also if someone says they have to go, I would say " sure about that?" and if they say yes, then I would just say have a good day. and they would be tottally confused.

I feint weakness by asking for a draw and if they turn it down, checkmate them.



Yo, that's nasty.  Are you even a real Canadian, bro?  I need to see some documents.

No word of a lie. My hat trick:




Chuck639
December_TwentyNine wrote:
Chuck639 wrote:

I feint weakness by asking for a draw and if they turn it down, checkmate them.



That's what they get for asking for a draw.

Someone also provided the answer to "What do you do when your opponent won't resign?" And the answer is simple: Underpromote ALL your Pawns to minor pieces and create a mating net.

Try utilizing your clock fully to frustrate the trash talker and then they blunder. Look for checks, captures and threats. Consider all checks. Do a blunder check:

Chuck639
December_TwentyNine wrote:

Impressive. But your Opponents. Did they Died?

Funny enough, I went 4-0-1 because the one opponent actually accepted the draw!

I wasn’t very smart and got too arrogant in hindsight considering it was a Swiss tournament format lol where you need points.

Chuck639

Try letting the clock die down with seconds left and then premove your calculated check mate in 5:

 

Boogalicious
Batman2508 wrote:

What's your favorite way to trash talk, mine would just be "scared?" and leave it at that because you see all I am doing is asking a question I can't get banned for that, most of them don't take the bait tho lol.

( I fully assure you, I don't do anything to "far")

also if someone says they have to go, I would say " sure about that?" and if they say yes, then I would just say have a good day. and they would be tottally confused.

After enough people report you for trolling. You will get banned.

Scared?

EnCroissantCheckmate
Chuck639 wrote:
Batman2508 wrote:

What's your favorite way to trash talk, mine would just be "scared?" and leave it at that because you see all I am doing is asking a question I can't get banned for that, most of them don't take the bait tho lol.

( I fully assure you, I don't do anything to "far")

also if someone says they have to go, I would say " sure about that?" and if they say yes, then I would just say have a good day. and they would be tottally confused.

I feint weakness by asking for a draw and if they turn it down, checkmate them.



When I have a mate in 1, I sometimes offer my opponent a draw, but before they can accept it, I deliver checkmate

Chessking4640

They are so funny hehe especially when you do it back 

Chessking4640
Mr-Mudd wrote:

You know nothing of trash talk.

thank you! Have a great day happy.png

 

Chessking4640

That’s what I said to @levgutman when I dirtied him hehe

LittlePuffling
Mr-Mudd wrote:

You know nothing of trash talk.

Intriguing 😁

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