Urk's Account Closed?

Then CAVEMAN is another Urk's account ?

https://www.chess.com/member/caveman

We already know that you are not caveman, a caveman yes but not the user caveman

How about this, you open a new thread Ask my anything and then any user (including little Bonsais) can ask you anything and for every right answer they feed you with raw meat of your choice.

Here are some questions that Urk would know:

(1) In our daily game (post #36), at one move, and one move only, Urk told me in chat that he (more or less) considered a different move for himself (black), but decided it didn't look good. Which turn was this, and which move was considered?

(2) In our 960 game, Urk told me he was expecting a different move than a move I played on one turn only. Which move did I play did he consider unexpected? 

(3) In response to cheating accusations by lower rated players, what image would Urk post most commonly? May have multiple answers, but one specifically is most correct. 

(4) What was the name of the duplicate account Urk created that sent me (and probably others) a link to a forum post (on a different site) about Will Heath?

(5) True or False: Urk admitted to me, in chat, that he was drunk when he issued the Daily game challenge against me involving him playing 2...f5, the Colorado gambit. 

Anyone who can score decently on this is very very likely Urk. 

You will need to speak to the person who closed your account.  

(5) True or False: Urk admitted to me, in chat, that he was drunk when he issued the Daily game challenge against me involving him playing 2...f5, the Colorado gambit. 

Even me was about to answer YES to this question, the answer is too obvious.

URK is fake.

Cavemen, dinosaurs, are all lie and invention, void theories:

Not one person has ever discovered a full Dinosaur skeleton. Scientists have come out and said the T Rex is considered the most preposterous and impossible creatures ever imagined, as 80% of it's body mass is IN FRONT of its legs and it wouldn't even be able to support its own weight. Funny how only the "Authority" on paleontology is always the ones who discover these alleged bones. There are so many holes in this dinosaur hoax it's incredible how they've managed to convince people of such an erroneous fabrication.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhDkTXYt6z0

Yes thats true, Dinosaurs are all fake, made with computer software and 3D-Printer.

Tons of money, power... Research a little bit:

Water is unlimited - just research a little bit.

Petroleum: it is formed in deep Earth. It is not made by putrefation of old wood and stuff (biogenic theory).

Research  about abiogenic petroleum origin. Petroleum is an unlimited resource, but it is needed to find the best place to get it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abiogenic_petroleum_origin

This is like asking Sheldon a question and getting a 10 minute monologue no one wants to hear.

Respect the Stegosaurus.

The answer to (5) is NO. Easy bait, since the Colorado Gambit isn't very good. 

The real Urk would know this. Just as the real Urk would know the answers to questions (1) and (2) as well, so we'll see when he comes back. 

The best answer to (3) is this:

In answer to number #140 (just the video not the posted comments which I agree with)...I have actually seen Dinosaur bones in place in actual rock near Cuba New Mexico, and there were lots of them.....I have also collected Dinosaur footprints in Connecticut back in 1970s....so in my mind they exist. I also have a M.S. (1982) in Geology.

It will be until further notice...

That would be awesome.  Swans are beautiful.

study the beginners game by pafu.

Indeed, except black swans (synonym for flash crashes at stock exchanges)

I also got this personal message with the accusations from that duplicate account. 

He never replied to my answer - which was along lines of - "you're a new account, how come you know me" etc., and included a mention of the very likely holes in his theories.