Viral Phrases you HATE the Most....

"It is what it is".

"at the end of the day"

"sources on the ground"

"with that being said"

"having said this"

"remains to be seen"

"let me ask you this"

              "Can I ask you a question?".         DUH!

            "A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do".  ???   I'm going to the can man.

Did u flush, return the seat, and wash w/ warm soapy water ?

There's plenty of fish, bro.

My pet salmon just took 1mg ..., 1mg ..., 3 bottles of ..., 4 ... to wash them down, and 2 ...

I'd personally recommend that you go to a hospital and explain what you did...

When dummies indignantly ask, "Are you comparing [this] to [that]?"

A comparison is just an inspection of any similarities or differences between two things or people.

For example, Ted Koppel has feet and so do I.  That is a comparison, and there is nothing outrageous about it.  Most people can make that claim with no trouble.

But then people say, "Uh, are you actually trying to compare yourself to such greats as Ted Koppel?!"

It's as if they think that every comparison is a statement of identicalness.

Only if you have indoor plumbing.

Once you shoot it in, doesn't matter who you've been.

Can't you see like you saw anymore?
Can't you feel like you felt before?
Can't you face anything anymore?

"Cool, calm and collected".

Such dummies.

Anytime someone writes "said" b4 a noun.

Ex: I moved my knight. Two moves later I retreated w/ said knight. I mean, what are u ?....some kind of lawyer or something. Can you leave your job at the office ?

How about people who refer to themselves in the third person?

(Just me pondering: Is it possible to refer to myself in the 4th person ?)

Julius Caesar's Commentarii de Bello Gallico is readable, even though he refers to himself in the third person.

         Due to the popularity of John Quinones;   "What would YOU do?"

If I had a brain, I would try to learn chess!

"I literally" and "I always" ... Prime example: The commercial for "No-No", some laser hair removal gizmo. "I always wondered if No-No worked..." Really??? You "always wondered"??? Even though you are 29 and the product has only been out for 2 years or so??? So you have "always wondered" ever since you were dropped at birth if this laser hair removal device invented 27 years after you were born worked???