what are some chess pickup lines?

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i need some pickup lines to try on this girl in my school's chess club

(joking there's no girls in my school chess club, but im curious as to what chess related pickup lines there are)

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Wanna Rook me?

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Can you grab my pawn?

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Lets fork 🤭

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Bumvinnik wrote:

Can you grab my pawn?

your small little weenie pawn

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Bumvinnik wrote:

Lets fork 🤭

this one is nice

im trying to think of one that involves checkmate

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GBTGBA wrote:

The girl will slap him.

you know the saying "you miss all shots you don't take", so i highly recommend someone to try these chess pickup lines

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We should practice some mating positions 🥰

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I can see this thread getting deleted soon 😆

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Bumvinnik wrote:

We should practice some mating positions 🥰

awww... so sweet...

and you blew the chance by bringing out a chessboard

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Bumvinnik wrote:

I can see this thread getting deleted soon 😆

no no this thread is for a good cause, to teach chess players how to get babes

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Noice lmao 

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"If the king and queen were swapped, you'd be the queen I'd want to checkmate"

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@#6 Chess players mate in so many different ways, like the smothered mate. Want me to smother you?