What are the 5 most common sports injuries in Chess?
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These are the 5 ,win injuries I have heard of-
1. Lack of social activity and friends (Social injury)
2. Mental injuries, inc-
-shouting at random priests and bishops when they don't walk diagonally
-avoiding castles in fear that they will move forewarn and flatten you
-after walking to the end of a black and white tiled floor shouting at the owner to be promoted
-the inability to ride horses without either trying to only move in L's or being too scared a pawn will fly from the sky and take your horse
-only seeing in black and white
3. You may enter rigamoses whilst still alive during a classical game and never be able to move again.
4. Your wrist may fall off when playing bullet or constantly try to move pieces when away from the board. (Parkinson's disease)
5. Sleep deprivation as you keep trying to think about moves, or start a game at 21:00 that has no time limits and only ends at 05:00. People have also become hallucinated by the black and white squares.
Be careful when playing chess.
It's dangerous.
1. Lack of social activity and friends (Social injury)
2. Mental injuries, inc-
-shouting at random priests and bishops when they don't walk diagonally
-avoiding castles in fear that they will move forewarn and flatten you
-after walking to the end of a black and white tiled floor shouting at the owner to be promoted
-the inability to ride horses without either trying to only move in L's or being too scared a pawn will fly from the sky and take your horse
-only seeing in black and white
3. You may enter rigamoses whilst still alive during a classical game and never be able to move again.
4. Your wrist may fall off when playing bullet or constantly try to move pieces when away from the board. (Parkinson's disease)
5. Sleep deprivation as you keep trying to think about moves, or start a game at 21:00 that has no time limits and only ends at 05:00. People have also become hallucinated by the black and white squares.
Be careful when playing chess.
It's dangerous.
lol
Why bump it...
This is actually hilarious though. 🤣
Apr 26, 2021
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#7
1. Broken ribs (the opponent, after winning)
2. Black eye (throwing the King, after losing)
3. Bloated shins (under the table)
4. Bruises over body (lockerroom altercation after game)
5. Broken ego (bad loss)
1. Raging and being mentally unstable after I get checkmated.
Apr 26, 2021
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#9
JustOneUSer wrote:
These are the 5 ,win injuries I have heard of-
1. Lack of social activity and friends (Social injury)
2. Mental injuries, inc-
-shouting at random priests and bishops when they don't walk diagonally
-avoiding castles in fear that they will move forewarn and flatten you
-after walking to the end of a black and white tiled floor shouting at the owner to be promoted
-the inability to ride horses without either trying to only move in L's or being too scared a pawn will fly from the sky and take your horse
-only seeing in black and white
3. You may enter rigamoses whilst still alive during a classical game and never be able to move again.
4. Your wrist may fall off when playing bullet or constantly try to move pieces when away from the board. (Parkinson's disease)
5. Sleep deprivation as you keep trying to think about moves, or start a game at 21:00 that has no time limits and only ends at 05:00. People have also become hallucinated by the black and white squares.
Be careful when playing chess.
It's dangerous.
1. Lack of social activity and friends (Social injury)
2. Mental injuries, inc-
-shouting at random priests and bishops when they don't walk diagonally
-avoiding castles in fear that they will move forewarn and flatten you
-after walking to the end of a black and white tiled floor shouting at the owner to be promoted
-the inability to ride horses without either trying to only move in L's or being too scared a pawn will fly from the sky and take your horse
-only seeing in black and white
3. You may enter rigamoses whilst still alive during a classical game and never be able to move again.
4. Your wrist may fall off when playing bullet or constantly try to move pieces when away from the board. (Parkinson's disease)
5. Sleep deprivation as you keep trying to think about moves, or start a game at 21:00 that has no time limits and only ends at 05:00. People have also become hallucinated by the black and white squares.
Be careful when playing chess.
It's dangerous.
very scary
Apr 26, 2021
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#11
Chess is a less dangerous sport than checkers (chequers). Checkers pieces are aerodynamic and make dangerous projectiles.
Apr 26, 2021
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#12
death from shin-kicking
that is why MVL and other grandmasters are training because of the new rules
I love this thread. XD
Another injury: Head bruise from smashing your head into a table when you could have checkmated the opponent but stalemated instead
Apr 26, 2021
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#15
A chess friend of mine tried to smother his wife while shouting ‘I am a horsy, i am a horsy’. Now his marriage is broken. Does that count as an injury?
AtaChess68 wrote:
A chess friend of mine tried to smother his wife while shouting ‘I am a horsy, i am a horsy’. Now his marriage is broken. Does that count as an injury?
yes
Adwait621 wrote:
AtaChess68 wrote:
A chess friend of mine tried to smother his wife while shouting ‘I am a horsy, i am a horsy’. Now his marriage is broken. Does that count as an injury?
yes
lol
Having bishops forced up your nose by an angry loser
TheHarbingerOfDoom wrote:
Having bishops forced up your nose by an angry loser
xD
Asking for a friend.