Down the monarchy ....up the bread...
What bread to eat while playing chess?
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Hello, guys! This is Jeomille and today I am going to show YOU! how to make a chessy stretchy chess using only TWO ingredients: chess and bread. Yes, you heard me correctly: chess and bread. Please watch my YouTube video for how you can make the bestest ever bread for your chess games!! So if you're having a stick in a chess piece, it's best to do 46 seconds. Hope you in joy. Go, go! Best to fold it, watch out, hot. Will taste so good that your mouth will burn up and you will beat your opponents at chess!
Jeomille in joy, her chess bread...
...I may as well depend upon another for my head as for my bread. The day is sure to come when men will look back upon the prerogatives of Capital, at the present time, with as severe and as just a condemnation as we now look back upon the predatory chieftains of the dark ages...
Horace Mann - from A Few Thoughts for a Young Man: A Lecture Delivered Before the Boston Mercantile Library Association on its 29th Anniversary (1849)
"Why you have that funny look on face, hmmm?"
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twighead wrote:
That must have been a pretty phenomenal bread you posted for the admin's to have redacted it!
Don't worry we won't tell if you would like to slip us a little information here..
Was it perhaps the mythological bread of Demeter? Patron Goddess of Bread?
Praise thee...
...or was it perhaps the blissful and backbreaking brick-bread-baking savvy with the very-finely-sifted and assembled Afgani Crumbbutter, with these men - pictured below - representing the very pinnacle of bread masonry this side of the Afghani Mason-Biscuit line?
Bay King? Where's Bay King? I want my King back. Bay King, Shae King, Fay King, Mae King, and Spain King, I love all my Kings. That's not Kinky, that just Kingy.
What bread/sandwich to avoid at the chess match:
Eat the Bread ...free the dead...
shadowcat53 wrote:
Eat the Bread ...free the dead...
Eat the bread ...continue the thread...
Peach Oatmeal Bread - so moist I drooled all over it... TMI... whatever.
Depends. DEFINITELY a banquette if your using French defence, however.
Okay. I'll show myself out.
Okay. I'll show myself out.
VicountVonJames wrote:
Depends. DEFINITELY a banquette if your using French defence, however.
Okay. I'll show myself out.
Okay. I'll show myself out.
Get more banq for your buck with this vocabulary lesson...
twighead wrote:
I tried to listen to those words but it doesn't work?!
How am I supposed to hear the difference between a banquette and a baguette?
And when are those filthy pick poks going to leave me ALONE!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ATh4y4XRjA
Just eat some grease, some geese, and some chickens. They'll go straight to your ears and clean out any twig blockages. Besides, the grease is groovy...
I'm about to kick it in here.
Question: pssst, why do chess players, generally speaking, do so well in tournaments after eating the Danish Rye bread?
Answer: I can't tell you that classified information because it is strictly on a knead to dough basis...
Here's a guy who really kneads the dough...