What bread to eat while playing chess?

I've told you many times...  I love it when you do this! 

bread

What bread?! What bread goes there?!

Here:

https://www.chess.com/forum/view/off-topic/how-many-trolls-does-it-take-to-change-a-light-bulb

Bread makes me win games......  I love being a breadwinner! 

  That's great news, egoole; let's celebrate this and have a toast!

I hope it's not those scary little French pancakes you're talking about: those things give me the crepes...

That picture is ridiculously hilarious......  Lol

I bet I did finish the "toaster" before the "toast"... 

That loaf is nice and warm inside; combination of electrical power, baking powder, and egoole's cat's farts.

Are you really bready for that?!...

For analysis of games, I often totter between the Danish Rye and the German Rye? How about you all?

I've come to the realization of just how important toast and punctuation are! 

Take the following sentences:

1. "Pass the toast, Sal Monella, before I get food poisoning!"

2. "Pass the toast, Sal, mon, and yell-a before I get food poisoning!"

3. "Pass the toasted salmon, Ella, before I get food poisoning!"

4. "Pass the toast with salmonella before I get food poisoning!"

5. "Pass out on the toast, Sal, mon, and Ella, before I get food poisoning!"

6. "Pass the toasted salmonella before; I get food poisoning!"

7. "I'll pass on the toasted salmon, Ella, before I get food poisoning!"

8. "Pass the toast, Sal, Ella, and mon, before I get food; poisoning!"

9. "Pass the Nutella, Earl, Sal, and Ella, before you get any toast poisoning!"

You know, a lot of people may have a misconception about the burger.
But make no beans about it, take away the "b" at the head of the burger, and what are you left with? That's right, an "urger", that which urges one to put some bread on there. The best burgers, I do believe, have a high quality bun. Put the bun back on the "urger" and we have a "bread-urger", which is the way things were meant to be. Enough of this
Hamburg meat, nonsense: when the urge hits, you better have a-bun-
dance of good bread around. 

  His stool is too soft for chess; he needs something more constipating, like hard Italian bread. Choosing the right bread can make all the difference.

Burger turtle looks a lot like a Pokémon. If there isn't a burger turtle in Generation 7, I'm going to be disappointed.

Yeah, agreed; I'm actually hoping for a burger parakeet in Generation 1.

Gen 1 came out 20 years ago, though. You're going to need some time travel device to pull that off.

I know a guy who could hook you up.

I like sandy bread: really good for making Sand Witches with.

Me like banana nut bread because me like banana and me think Tarzan likes nuts.

Is he a Tyrannosaurus Rex, by chance?