What do I say one move from mating my opponent ?
I say..." I thought you were buying the condoms ! "
What do you say one move from mating your opponent!
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"This would make a good puzzle for beginners."
When playing in real life, I say, ‘Well, if I'm not wrong, I think this is checkmate,’ and then I wait for him to confirm it (I may have missed something). Then I say, ‘Good game!’ and ‘Thanks for playing!’.
When playing in Chess.com, I say nothing before the move; after the move (and the website’s confirmation that it is a win), I say, ‘Good game!’, and sometimes, if I feel like it, I will give my opponent a trophy.
I try to show my opponent that i am better than him and i try to make him see it and make him mad
May 27, 2015
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#87
Three moves from mate someone said to me: "Let us count the King's dying breaths..." which, I have to admit, while obnoxious, was very funny.
May 27, 2015
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#88
I won't have done this, only if there was another way for me to end the game..... 
amilton542 wrote:
You're an immature punk who probably hangs more pieces than clothes on a washing line.
Yeah, cuz no one uses "washing lines" anymore.
Top 10 things NOT to say (or say if you are a dick).
1. This is going to hurt me/you more than it will hurt you/me.
2. Any last words?
3. Do you feel lucky punk…well, do you?
4. Hey, look at that birdie over there.
5. Say "cheese".
6. Get a load of this, Alice!
7. As good as you are, and as bad as I am, you're still not as good as I am.
8. The fuse is lit, cover your ears!
9. This sucks, your misery will soon be over.
10. If you have a good looking sister/brother maybe we can work something out before my next move.
stuzzicadenti wrote:
either i say "gg" or "mortal kombat"
May 27, 2015
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#92
ChastityMoon wrote:
Top 10 things NOT to say (or say if you are a dick).
1. This is going to hurt me/you more than it will hurt you/me.
2. Any last words?
3. Do you feel lucky punk…well, do you?
4. Hey, look at that birdie over there.
5. Say "cheese".
6. Get a load of this, Alice!
7. As good as you are, and as bad as I am, you're still not as good as I am.
8. The fuse is lit, cover your ears!
9. This sucks, your misery will soon be over.
10. If you have a good looking sister/brother maybe we can work something out before my next move.
Wow.. Awesome...... Where did you get these....
May 27, 2015
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#93
X_PLAYER_J_X wrote:
stuzzicadenti wrote:
either i say "gg" or "mortal kombat"
Hey X_Player are you into this game?
Nothing. I move and win.
egoole wrote:
X_PLAYER_J_X wrote:
stuzzicadenti wrote:
either i say "gg" or "mortal kombat"
Hey X_Player are you into this game?
Yeah I use to love Mortal Kombat still do.
If I remember correctly the image of that Indian with the axe was seen in like the last Mortal Kombat. I forgot the guys name though. I thought it was wolf something.
I believe proper etiquette is to yell: "Pity the fool! SUCKA!" And then smash a wooden chess board in half.
Well, I would offer you a draw, but ... I'm all out. Sorry. 
May 28, 2015
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#100
X_PLAYER_J_X wrote:
Yeah I use to love Mortal Kombat still do.
If I remember correctly the image of that Indian with the axe was seen in like the last Mortal Kombat. I forgot the guys name though. I thought it was wolf something.
Yeah, nigthwolf. I love the game too, I used play it on my console back then but now on pc. Which version have you been playing lately?
mate!its a mate in one!