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pdela
wishiwonthatone wrote:

Perhaps the local pub is hosting 24 hour happy hour.

or...

pdela - what's that noise I hear coming from your basement?


ummmm

clms_chess
pdela wrote:
wishiwonthatone wrote:

Perhaps the local pub is hosting 24 hour happy hour.

or...

pdela - what's that noise I hear coming from your basement?


ummmm


 pdela.....?.... what exactly happened between you two?

Timotheous
TheGrobe wrote:

My leading theory at the moment is that she was raptured.


Maybe the FSM is just borrowing her as a consultant for the beer volcano. Hopefully, he will return her at the best time, in accordance with his most wise thinking when he is less drunk than usual.

Timotheous
Atos wrote:
TheGrobe wrote:
El_Senior wrote:
TheGrobe wrote:

My leading theory at the moment is that she was raptured.


Perhaps she was abducted by aliens.


Isn't that what I said?


Do you think that she has anything to drink ?


She was raptured by the FSM as a consultant. He has more than enough to drink, as she is a taste tester for the beer volcano.

electricpawn
Timotheous wrote:
TheGrobe wrote:

My leading theory at the moment is that she was raptured.


Maybe the FSM is just borrowing her as a consultant for the beer volcano. Hopefully, he will return her at the best time, in accordance with his most wise thinking when he is less drunk than usual.


 She would be a good one. I had fun writing limericks on her Valentine thread, but I'm weird like that. It was a struggle keeping them clean. She did behave like Linda Blair whenever God was mentioned. Her head spun around, and she peed on the floor. I'll use that line on her if she ever returns.

clms_chess
electricpawn wrote:
Timotheous wrote:
TheGrobe wrote:

My leading theory at the moment is that she was raptured.


Maybe the FSM is just borrowing her as a consultant for the beer volcano. Hopefully, he will return her at the best time, in accordance with his most wise thinking when he is less drunk than usual.


 She would be a good one. I had fun writing limericks on her Valentine thread, but I'm weird like that. It was a struggle keeping them clean. She did behave like Linda Blair whenever God was mentioned. Her head spun around, and she peed on the floor. I'll use that line on her if she ever returns.


 Yea.... you did not mention God around her.

mateologist
TheGrobe wrote:

I meant to say impaired, not ensnared.


 NICE !!!!!!!!!  Cool

Conflagration_Planet

http://www.chess.com/forum/view/chess-players/what-happened-the-this-member  So what happened to him?

wishiwonthatone

We should know these things - the reasons why they were pulled. What if I unwittingly (and believe you me, I unwit through most of life) say something and I'm X'd? I don't even know what not to say. I'm scared.

Time for more suds.

Atos

I think that chess.com could have a distinction between: "this member closed his/her account" and "this member's account was closed." (Even if the exact reasons are not given.)

electricpawn

PrawnEatsPrawn

That's just bad.

electricpawn
PrawnEatsPrawn wrote:

That's just bad.


lol! What would you do if we let you go home?

Atos

wishiwonthatone
Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish Ladies,
Farewell and adieu to you, ladies of Spain;
For we've received orders for to sail for old England,
But we hope in a short time to see you again.
pdela
Im in pain
pdela

because of goldendog

Atos

What ?

pdela

she used to complain of fleas

pdela

i think at the end she couldn't manage the stinging