I've lately been trying something called "Chess-No-More", which is chiefly composed of apple seed extract and essence of over-ripe potatoes. I've gone blind, have diarrhea, vomiting, blood in my urine, and hair loss ... and worse, I'm still playing chess.
I understand that this treatment is how blindfold chess started (before they came up with the blindfold of course)Back then it was called 'Apple Crap Chess' You couldn't see the board, plus had all the normal side effects of playing in a stressful OTB tournament.
Steven, my friend, you should be careful that you do not slip into libelous territory. Chess-No-More's side effects are well known and a VERY small price to pay for the chess-free nirvana that awaits... I suggest you purchase a guild dog, consume some imodium and anti-emetics (like Phenergan), inject some erythropoietin to compensate for the blood loss, wear a wig and FINISH YOUR TREATMENT CYCLE!!!