I'd scream at em "WHAT A WONDERFUL GAME, LETS PLAY ANOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and then knock all the pieces to the floor.
just GG man. >.>
What would you say if you lost a match ?
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well it matters, if im pissed i would say " i let you win" but if im in a good mood i would say "good game" or " you play like a legend".
It's much easier to be gracious if you win.
When I win I type LOSER in a big font.
If I lose I usually just take it out on the kids.
It's way easier to think of something to say if you're the one who lost. If that's the case, "Good game," or , "Good game, you whupped me : )" is usually good. Winning's a lot trickier. I used to play tournaments in middle school, and you NEVER left the table without saying "Good game." But if it's a real stinker, where the other guy just has a brain fart and loses because of it, saying "good game" kinda feels like you're rubbing it in. I usually offer a rematch if that's the case, because when I lose like that, I want a chance to prove it was just a fluke. Really is hard to say anything in that case without sounding like a dick...
Tournaments are even worse, because depending how far in you are, you might've just crushed the other guy's hopes and dreams. If you're playing a seriously young kid, oftentimes their dad is standing directly behind you. In this case, a quick, wordless exit is advisable.
es usted muy ladron
i say good game or some other nice things
But inside, I want to rip his/her head off and after that I go bash my head into a wall. 
( just joking) (or am I?)
Cricketcorps wrote:
It's way easier to think of something to say if you're the one who lost.
That is absolutely true.If I win, I usually dont say anything for fear of being seen as patronizing or gloating.
I follow the steps listed here: http://www.chess.com/forum/view/fun-with-chess/how-to-lose-at-chess-part-ii
simply closed the game window.. :p
sanchez1 wrote:
i never lose
Why sanchez1 ? you are a computer ?
besides, the computers lose too. !!!
U R A DOG
Depending on who I play and my mood, I might say "Well, no wonder why the Whites lost to the Reds( in the Russian Civil War).", "Hey, do you what to play me again. I need to die a thousand times before I can win.", "Well played, that's what I get when I don't play with strategy.", ect.