Which is better, a bishop or a piece of delicious chocolate cake?

I propose this set style:

I second that.  

The smallest piece is a bishop, isn't it?  I'll take that one.

I'll take the big one in the middle.  

I have a sudden and unaccountable craving for chocolate cake.

Sorry, none left, I ate the lot.  

I'm only little....... 

...and all the pies, judging by your picture.

Doggy_Style.............That's my old Bull Mastiff in the picture. I might change it soon. lol.

I would give up the cake to be as good at chess as you are.  

I gave up the cake. Just need my chess to improve now or I'll give that up as well.  

I think we should take a lesson from history... imagine how much worse it would have been for the ruling class during the French Revolution, had Marie Antoinnette, instead of her infamous faux pas, said "Let them play chess!"

Here famous faux faux pas.

you guys know nothing about faux passing. nothing.

WTF?  Ruins a perfectly good dessert/bishop thread with your sexual fantasies or whatever that is.  Isn't there another forum for that?

Bring back the cake, I haven't finished yet.  

Another topic that I haven't seen mentioned is whether or not the cake is better than the knight.

How is that a fantasy? What I showed was a real hottie. He was wonderfully real.

And yet, I don't share, nor do I wish to be assaulted with, your sexual interests in a thread about desserts and bishops, anymore than I'd like to see pictures of naked women in this thread.  Although if I had to choose, I'd go with the latter.