who deleted my forum topic/

It was Leprechauns, dancing pixies, choccy-pot-holers and mice with wings and a dog with an elephant's head. The bastards...

we need to track them down then

You'll need to go to Ireland first and track down the Leppy, once he has told you the location of the mystical creatures (mice with wings and the dog with the long nose), you will need to fly on a turkey and the mystical creatures will blow the fanny whistle. On the third blow of the crusty pipe, you shall receive a message

ok you seem to know a lot about it go to ireland for me and start the tracking

I can't I'm at work....

well do some work then

I can't when I know a friend is in need of some answers, I just can't swanny off in search of them. Support and wisdom is what you need, so I'd go to Japan, and ask for the masked Samuri. Once you have found him/her, they will cut off the end of your penis, and inside that shrivelled piece of skin, you will find the answer to your riddle.....

  This little

guy can find it!

^ As soon as he stops licking his tennis balls

   Windows dog is no golden retriever!

(Or is he?)

Retriever?  You brought her!

I didn't realise Goofy was a retriever.

 Oh you are a good liar.