I meant "well"
Who has a good FART joke 😀
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I did not think I would get a Canadian as first post
Ha! ha! That's funny.
What does a wizard's fart sound like?
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POOF!
How do you say fart in German?
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Farfrompoopin
Lol
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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Because the chicken next to her farted.
You can't force these jokes tho                otherwise you just get crap
Did you hear about the new fart laser?
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pew, pew.
Hahaha! Nice one!
Phtphtpht, oops, excuse meÂ
Phtpht, darn, I'm just so embarrassed. Maybe I should take some medicine lol.
If anyone has a "yo mama" joke please tell us
Apr 19, 2019
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trump2020maga1 wrote:
If anyone has a "yo mama" joke please tell us
No, but I got a "you're so ugly" joke.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped YOUR MOTHER.
Yo mama so fat they had to put speed bumps in her favorite buffetÂ
blueemu wrote:
trump2020maga1 wrote:
If anyone has a "yo mama" joke please tell us
No, but I got a "you're so ugly" joke.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped YOUR MOTHER.
Why slap her if she's ugly? That's more of a yo mama so prettie joke. Which does not existÂ
Apr 19, 2019
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trump2020maga1 wrote:
blueemu wrote:
trump2020maga1 wrote:
If anyone has a "yo mama" joke please tell us
No, but I got a "you're so ugly" joke.
You're so ugly that when you were born, the doctor slapped YOUR MOTHER.
Why slap her if she's ugly? That's more of a yo mama so prettie joke. Which does not existÂ
Sigh. Explaining a joke is like dissecting a frog. Your understanding increases, but the frog dies.
When a baby is born, the doctor gives it a slap on the ass to startle it and get it crying. This procedure is intended to get it breathing strongly, to dry out the fluid in the baby's lungs.Â
... but you're so ugly that the doctor slapped your mother, instead, for having such an ugly kid.
We, I'm all earsÂ