Why are cows smarter than sheep, at chess???

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gambit13

I think zombie sheep would be able to beat flying cows at chess.

heinzie

They'd need lasers to reach the cows

batgirl
LisaV wrote:
batgirl wrote:

However, more research needs to be conducted before any reasonable conclusions can be asserted.


I completely disagree.  lol


Disagreement is a perfectly acceptable, and as-a-rule rational, response to anything I write. Especially about cows.

Kingwraith

I'm confused

boymaster

probably because sheep can only jump at fences, and they appear every midnight?

ivandh

This discussion has totally ignored the supremacy of goats

Conquistador

What about those mountain goats that have one leg longer than another?

MyCowsCanFly
trysts wrote:

Especially, if they can fly??????


 Hay-larious Laughing

ivandh
Conquistador wrote:

What about those mountain goats that have one leg longer than another?


I don't think you can talk about that in the forums...

Conquistador
LisaV wrote:
@ #19 - Xenia's not happy.  She was in X-Men too.  Anna Paquin, pish.

I was just getting to her ;)  Save the best for last.

trysts

My god! Everyone in this thread(except me) is bloody hilarious!Laughing

electricpawn

Sheep have wool. Wool causes fuzzy thinking.

trysts
electricpawn wrote:

Sheep have wool. Wool causes fuzzy thinking.


Is that some pun, from 1248?Laughing

electricpawn
trysts wrote:
electricpawn wrote:

Sheep have wool. Wool causes fuzzy thinking.


Is that some pun, from 1248?


I don't think it's a pun, but I'll continue to work on it.

trysts
electricpawn wrote:
trysts wrote:
electricpawn wrote:

Sheep have wool. Wool causes fuzzy thinking.


Is that some pun, from 1248?


I don't think it's a pun, but I'll continue to work on it.


Laughing

theoreticalboy

Well, I guess it's true that goats are nature's temptress.

trysts

Excuse me! Is there some topic being spoken of here, other than flying cows and sheep? This is important! Laughing

theoreticalboy

trysts, you're cool and all, but cows and sheep are not important until they're processed to the point I can fit them into a sandwich.

oinquarki

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI

Unfortunately, there is no sheep guru.

oinquarki