Why isn't chess more popular?

I could wipe my butt with you in a chess game.

Maybe so, but please don't post it.

Yes, that's not the kind of image you want in your head right before bed.

Bye, Lou! (crap. Is it Loo?)

Thanks for your incisive and witty remarks. I will be up all night awaiting your next post so I can learn, and feel better about myself afterwards.

What is there to feel better about? Why do you keep seeking a beating?

Kick my ass online-I dare you!

Y feels lucky.

Well, do you, punk?

Is this a trap?

No. You are perfect.

If chess became a game where it was purely bast on a 10 minute game at all levels. It will bring more people to play it. As in todays society there is no time to spend playing a game that could last for hours.

Probably more than just one thing.

So when's the Yuraslob-TMIM grudge match start?

donjewdemoron, lol. If you feel as if the walls are closing in on you? Do not panic, just your skull reducing in size to cope with your unfortunate infliction.. BSSSP.

Brain Shrinkage Syndrome for Special People

Rolfffffffffff

What the hell is up with the disparaging jewmoron comment?

You're a damn idiot.

Andy is an adult and fully capable of accepting or declining your amorous proposal.

A full exploration of this topic would not be appropriate in the forums. Message me.

Maybe you should look at yourself for thinking I suggested such a thing. Means....youthemoron (you the moron). I don't see racist etc when I type, I have no thoughts that way. : )