why would someone think a girl is rare to play chess

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izziepanda123

kay sweetie

youre probabaly jealous that im livin in Beverly hills working as a model

                                             kay hon?

Gil-Gandel
izziepanda123 wrote:

kay sweetie

youre probabaly jealous that im livin in Beverly hills working as a model

                                             kay hon?

No, I think you're probably jealous that I'm living on my own private island with a yacht and a flying boat moored in the lagoon, cackling insanely as I set fire to giant piles of money, with naked Hollywood starlets mud-wrestling in tag-teams for the privilege of dropping a single ice-cube in my pina colada.

Hey, you started it.

SonOfThunder2

Ho ho ho.  I'm thinking that Santa Claus made this thread so he could practice his laugh.

izziepanda123

suuuure i have had dinner with channing tatum while ur on fiji mating with elephent cause u hon, are alone

JohnRozario

shall we play a game ;) 

Gil-Gandel

I tried mating with an elephant one time, but she complained it hurt so I had to stop.

Meanwhile, Channing Tatum wouldn't hire you to lick the gravy off his shoes while paddling your tusches and reciting "Elephants aren't native to Fiji, you dumb broad" and let's not kid ourselves otherwise.

izziepanda123

nah im sass talkin Gill-Gandel

and im winning he has noo good comebacks at all

Undecided

SonOfThunder2

I'm laughing.

Gil-Gandel

Do what to you right in what feline creature, izzie?

Nah, you're getting burned worse than the guy in the Wicker Man here, and your momma gave better sass than this while she was still gagging.

SonOfThunder2

There you go buddy, give it to her!

Gil-Gandel
SonOfThunder2 wrote:

There you go buddy, give it to her!

That's what her pappy said! Laughing

izziepanda123

ive heard better comebacks from a rock

izziepanda123

oh and 1890 called me on my galaxy and they want theyre words back

and boy get your facts straight or we gonna have some problems

Gil-Gandel

I don't find it at all hard to believe that you hold conversations with rocks.

Bet you lose to them at chess too.

izziepanda123

go back to preschool then come talk to me

Gil-Gandel

Yes, I agree that I need to study preschoolers to be able to communicate at your level.

Srsly, stop handing me these feed lines done up in a pretty pink bow.

izziepanda123

yo mama so ugly when she entered an ugly contest the judge said sorry no proffesinalls

Gil-Gandel

Yo momma so fat that when she stood on a Speak Your Weight machine it said "This facility is not rated for livestock".

izziepanda123

boy you about to get your 2 front teeth knocked out and puh leeze save the embarresment for when you go on the biggest lose cause from the looks of it yo pretty fat.

                                             kay sweetie you just got served so read it and weep

izziepanda123

you are straight up gayyyy