What’s wrong with the black king?

Thanks for blocking me Troy now I don't waste anymore of my time on a little dork like you you don't get it and you never will you have no life experience and you can't get into a discussion that you don't control sad little boy with limited narrow perceptions no life experience no death experience no friends a real nobody really glad I've been blocked by you because you're worthless and I'm not and you're meaningless and I'm not and I'm glad we're different because you're a punk haha hahaha

We’re all meaningless, but most of us are too arrogant to admit it.

That’s a bit overboard?

Perhaps, a lot has to do with personal prospective.

Perhaps the personal perspective—no matter what it is—is false.

  We’re all nobodies. Is that better?

I think chess is neither a draw nor a win for white but a smashing victory for black.

At this point, we can only say that anything is possible—as a fact—and, of course, we can guess one way or another—not as a fact. After all, one of these three guesses will be right in the end, one way or another.

I think we can very safely assume that my joke is in fact most certainly not a fact.

‘Assuming’ and ‘most certainly’ don’t go together: one excludes the other.

Does not compute.

 ?

Yes

Ok.

i think its a win for white 

white moves first so black cant keep up chess is unfair 

i might be wrong but white does win more then black so white is stronger

solve chess white wins 

Oh, boy!

I usually play scotch with me as white

Just by symmetry black CANNOT win if white chooses the opening move. I personally think a draw for all opening moves is unlikely. There is probably at least one winning, and maybe at least one losing, first move for white. But who knows.

But who knows? Exactly.