That encourages me Rocko !
Okay. Tell him that your hair looks like a overwatered chia pet 'cuz you enjoy playing w/ recep'tickles' & that should explain why u have all those 9-volt batteries in your purse....'cuz your frenchies are hellalectric !
Worst Thing To Do On Your First Love
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Aug 1, 2016
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#63
I heard about a guy leaned over on a first date at a restaurant and started eating his new girlfriend's food. It tickled me because it's random .
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Tell him you have discovered that wood lice make great pets and would he like to see your ant colony.Trust me.
Aug 2, 2016
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#69
Remember those ant farms thingy's ? Those were great ! My big brother had one a long time ago.
Aug 2, 2016
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#70
I know a lady from work, met a guy from a dating web site, in the car park as they first met he pulled his member out.
She got back in her car and drove off.
I guess he didn't want to spend money romancing her.
She got back in her car and drove off.
I guess he didn't want to spend money romancing her.
Awkward silence
( sound of screen door closing, rapid footsteps down alleyway, then silence)
The_Ghostess_Lola wrote:
Maybe not lean over to unlock the driver side door ?
If your mother had failed this test you would not exist today!
Busy liking wind Mills.... Maybe?
Jan 18, 2017
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#78
Tell him u just got back from judo practice & u learned something called a Windmill. Goes like this:
Jan 19, 2017
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#80
Play this song for him on your first date:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhGfT-p3htw
....and every time they sing Guantanamera ?
substitute it for "Krottichop My Boyfriend !"....then chop him !
You are on a roll..